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retrospec2018-01-05 12:22 am
stopbleeding) wrote in retrospec2018-01-05 12:22 am
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PSA
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.
(i'm not paying that reward)
anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.
yeah. that's it.
p.s. fuck jim
[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]
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... okay, fair. ]
Yes. That bodes well for any still life work they try in the future.
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and i guess they got me wearing a suit?
so they didn't fuck that up either
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... Do you wear anything other than a suit?
[ Come to think of it, has he ever actually seen Sanji wearing anything less than smart casual? ]
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[HE IS PROUD OF HIS SUITS, DON'T JUDGE]
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No, not particularly? I was just curious.
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i like suits
they look sharp and they're easy to take care of
just gotta keep em ironed
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If I'm honest, the ironing part is where clothes seem to become high maintenance for me.
But I was just asking out of curiosity. If they are what you enjoy wearing, then there's no reason to feel insecure about it.
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can't say that part's fun
i'm just used to it
and fair is fair, what the hell do u usually prance around in
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[ not discussed in this message: the three pairs of vintage jeans, pair of leather trousers, and recently acquired galaxy nightmare he got from retrospec. The leggings are very comfortable. ]
Although I do think a nicely cut jacket offsets an outfit nicely.
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[Which is fair, that's not even an insult]
shit how long do u sit in front of the canvas anyway?
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...
... ...
... ... ... I lose count of time often. I'm not sure.
[ if people didn't literally drag him away from his work, he'd be in double figure hours. ]
1/2
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so to avoid retreading old shit
do u do anything besides art
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Art is very time consuming.
But in answer to your question, yes. I'm learning sword skills in my spare time.
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U SMELL]
et tu
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Apparently it's what... the me in the memories I see used. It suits his aesthetic rather well. But there also seems to be a muscle memory aspect as well, which makes it easier.
... Is there a problem with that?
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swordsman
was part of my old life's pirate crew
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Wait, you were a pirate?
[ says the thief. ]
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pirate chef of the Straw Hats
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... That is quite the alternate life to learn about. It must be exciting.
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seeing as i can barely boil water
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... sanji, no. even yusuke can boil water. ]
You have no skill with it, or have not learned how to cook?
It's quite good for saving money and keeping control of what you eat.
[ look at him, acting like he has any clue about nutrition and eating right. don't
actually let the guy who forgets to eat and survives of LightAndAir tell you anything, sanji. ]
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just never learned
besides burnt mac n' cheese
not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, it's still edible
[Canon Sanji is so disappointed]
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...
... I imagine the burned parts add a different... texture? to the meal.
[ yusuke there is no bright side to this, don't even try. ]
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kinda chewy and everything, s'good
but besides that, can't make a damn thing
... maybe a sandwich
maybe
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