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[swags]

tfw
u
pass
ALL UR CLASSES
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god i thought i was a goner there for a second like
it was one of those moments when u turn in ur exam first but everyone else is still working and ur like
wtf am i just super smart or did i do something wrong????
turns out it's the former booooyaaaaahhhhh 👉 👉
who wants to party it out this weekend to celebrate? hmm?
any pretty ladies lookin for the next einstein?
(that's me LOL)

@keith IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!! 😏

ughhhhh it was so laaaaaame that i couldnt go home for winter break tho 🙃
how far do u think itd take for me to like
walk/swim to cuba lol
desperate man here

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[swags]

ykno what im thinkin??? 😘😘😘

[tuffguy]

shall we hit up some spots?

[swags]

heck yea!!!!!
h/o lemme kidnap keith
the dude needs to let loose every once in a while n hes bein a wet blanket like always

[tuffguy]

the more the merrier!
i can definitely help with loosening him up

[swags]

then its a plan
operation get keith a life is go

[tuffguy]

we'll show him a good time!
so is keith like one of your other friends?

[swags]

uh hes my RIVAL
HOW COME NO ONE ELSE THINKS THAT

[tuffguy]

iiiiiiii don’t think most people invite their rivals out to teach them how to loosen up?
but hey i could be wrong!
show your rival how much better you are at having a good time!

[swags]

im just doin him a favor
hell owe me one after this lol
hey ur probably strong enough to drag him out his place right

[tuffguy]

maybe?
is he big?

[swags]

nah hes about my size
a bit smaller tho HEH

[tuffguy]

oh yeah
i can take him
i mean i can take you pretty easily

[swags]

bro just wait until we have a swimming race for some reason
youd have NO CHANCE!!!

[tuffguy]

oh bring it
i take to water like a....
thing that takes to water

[swags]

like a sponge
that sinks to the bottom
LOLLLLLLLL

[tuffguy]

hey man
if i’m a sponge
then that means i just soak up all the water
nothing for you to swim in

[swags]

ur a big boy bo but ur not THAT big omfg

[tuffguy]

well then let’s go swimming and i’ll show you how big i am then!

[swags]

OH YEA??? UR ON
hope you like losing :)

[tuffguy]

oh please
you’re the only one that’s gonna lose

[swags]

dude im practly a fish in water
ive grown up around the ocean my whole life
u may be able to fold me in half but i GOT this

[tuffguy]

just because you have more experience with getting wet than me doesn't mean anything
i got arms that can carry me to victory
and still have enough strength afterwards to carry you out

[swags]

well honestly i wouldnt mind you doing that anyway LOL
my legs get tired!

[tuffguy]

i guess i'll be a good sport
and carry you out the pool
whether i win or lose
but i'll win

[swags]

itll be like that scene in the small mermaid where the prince
carries her out of the ocean
actly maybe that didnt happen
hey wouldnt it be super cool if mermaids were real
if supwer powers are real why couldnt mermaids right?