Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[parodeity]

lmao what
is there a reason youre announcing this to us
can you finally do that boardbreak karate thing or something
im pretty sure theres a trick to that isnt there
never actually looked into it ngl
it was at like the bottom of my to do list

[momentaryspring]

Yes and yes, though I've been able to do that for some time.

I wouldn't call it a trick... more like a skill.

[parodeity]

ok what skill are we talking about here
brag more explicitly

[momentaryspring]

I thought you were talking about breaking boards. Here's a video about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Qpu3M4aO8

[parodeity]

i mean i was but i was also wondering if you were gonna specify wtf youre rambling about at all