Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[parodeity]

lmao what
is there a reason youre announcing this to us
can you finally do that boardbreak karate thing or something
im pretty sure theres a trick to that isnt there
never actually looked into it ngl
it was at like the bottom of my to do list

[gnasher]

are you the guy running the "more pushups than you" twitter account?

[momentaryspring]

Yes and yes, though I've been able to do that for some time.

I wouldn't call it a trick... more like a skill.

[momentaryspring]

I'm afraid not. However, that is a lot of pushups.

[gnasher]

i want to track him down and do two more pushups than he does.

what kind of training are you kicking peoples' asses at?

[momentaryspring]

An admirable goal.

And it's martial arts. No particular school -- I just had a breakthrough, though I have to say that the reality is less satisfying than I anticipated.

[alienates]

[momentaryspring]

You feel that I overdo it? Yet my conscience cannot be clear unless I apologize at least this much.

[constellates]

I don't think I understand
have you fought everyone in the city? (・・?)
but congrats on your strength I think! (´･ω･`) I'm sure you worked hard

[alienates]

And what, exactly, has brought this on?

[redarm]

oh yeah? id take that challenge!

[Goodbye Noah it was nice knowing you]

[momentaryspring]

Didn't you read my post? It's impossible!

[ Not that Ryoga wouldn't end up agreeing anyway, if pressed. ]

[momentaryspring]

[ Oh, it felt so nice to be recognized. ]

Thank you! I've been working at it all my life.

But no, I haven't fought everyone in the city. This is just to those I have.

[momentaryspring]

[ How to explain this... ]

You'd agree it's wrong to beat up those who have no means of defending themselves, correct?

[constellates]

all your life? especially impressive! (๑>◡<๑)
did you master something new that made you say this?
I think you're trying to be nice to the people you've fought maybe?

[ok now she's just giving him the benefit of the doubt]

[alienates]

Holy fuck, are you confessing to mugging someone?

[redarm]

yeah i read it and im calling bollocks!

[momentaryspring]

Well, you know how weightlifters hit a wall where they simply can't lift any more?

Something like that happened to me... only I'm over that wall now. GLORIOUSLY OVER IT! I've never felt more full of energy!

It's a little inconvenient, I admit, but it's every martial artist's dream!

[ what a kind and understanding person she was ]

The only thing is, well...

[true_noir]

What on earth brought this on? This seems quite the strange and aggressive little challenge to make.

[momentaryspring]

Mugging someone? Where did I say that?

[momentaryspring]

A challenge? That would be patently irresponsible.

[momentaryspring]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I call bollocks on your face.

[true_noir]

I'm afraid that I still do not understand. What do you mean when you say that you have become 'too strong?' Is there such a thing?

[momentaryspring]

I mean that I have become so strong that no martial artist could possibly hope to defeat me in single combat.

Although... there might be a slight downside to this.

[constellates]

[congrats ryoga you've won her over entirely (is that hard)]

wow.....!! (*⁰▿⁰*) you just went above and beyond your own expectations?
that's amazing! （＾Ｏ＾☆♪
I'm so glad you could accomplish your dream.

but what's wrong? what's the "only thing"? (・・?)