Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[parodeity]

lmao what
is there a reason youre announcing this to us
can you finally do that boardbreak karate thing or something
im pretty sure theres a trick to that isnt there
never actually looked into it ngl
it was at like the bottom of my to do list

[momentaryspring]

Yes and yes, though I've been able to do that for some time.

I wouldn't call it a trick... more like a skill.

[gnasher]

are you the guy running the "more pushups than you" twitter account?

[momentaryspring]

I'm afraid not. However, that is a lot of pushups.

[alienates]

[momentaryspring]

You feel that I overdo it? Yet my conscience cannot be clear unless I apologize at least this much.

[constellates]

I don't think I understand
have you fought everyone in the city? (・・?)
but congrats on your strength I think! (´･ω･`) I'm sure you worked hard

[momentaryspring]

[ Oh, it felt so nice to be recognized. ]

Thank you! I've been working at it all my life.

But no, I haven't fought everyone in the city. This is just to those I have.

[redarm]

oh yeah? id take that challenge!

[Goodbye Noah it was nice knowing you]

[momentaryspring]

Didn't you read my post? It's impossible!

[ Not that Ryoga wouldn't end up agreeing anyway, if pressed. ]

[true_noir]

What on earth brought this on? This seems quite the strange and aggressive little challenge to make.

[momentaryspring]

A challenge? That would be patently irresponsible.

[splasher]

did you level up a lot?

[momentaryspring]

What is this, a video game?

[ripplebeat]

whoa there, cool guy!!! tone down the BADASSERY would u lol

[momentaryspring]

Would that I could...

[outpunch]

Haven't you just

I don't know

hit your head a bit too hard?

[momentaryspring]

You mean to say that this is all a dream?

[me_matey]

i have never wanted to punch someone more than i do right now

id say meet me at the fckn dennys but u cant even manage that

[momentaryspring]

Oh, look, it's the spineless coward who never showed.

[commandertoolbelt]

dude no way
i was SO looking forward to getting my butt kicked again
there you go, crushing all my hopes and dreams

[momentaryspring]

I'm sorry to disappoint you... but don't despair. Surely there are others out there by whom you could get your butt kicked.

[divine_braid]

Wow dude... just wow.

[momentaryspring]

It came as a surprise to me as well.

[tokencanadian]

How strong is TOO STRONG exactly?

[momentaryspring]

Well, I suppose you could imagine being strong enough that you ran out of reasonable rivals.

And then got stronger.