Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

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[momentaryspring]

Huh? Oh! Sorry, can you excuse me for a second?

[ Oops, um. Just going to discreetly leave the table to spit out those cup shards. And come back looking a bit sheepish. ]

Really sorry about that, I don't know what I was thinking! I can be so absent-minded sometimes, ha ha ha!

[ send help ]

[constellates]

[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

is that absent-minded or - ]

Please take care of yourself? You're doing okay? No cuts?

[She'll tilt her head even, examining his mouth?? No really, that's just odd.]

[momentaryspring]

N-no, I'm fine. I wouldn't recommend that you do the same, though. Ha... ha ha.

[ Who besides him would do that sort of thing anyway, though? Kill him now. He took his seat again. ]

I... I guess that's something I'll have to watch out for now that I'm super strong!

[constellates]

[please don't die, ryoga

still though she manages a small, sheepish smile]

Being super strong means that you don't get hurt either...? Ah, I'm relieved...!

[if he got hurt picking all those fights it'd be so sad?]

[momentaryspring]

Ha ha! Not from a little broken porcelain, eh?

[ Going to just take a little break from food for the moment. ]

Although... now I'm wondering what else I might need to look out for.