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[floret]

Jamie Doh 2 hrs · Recollé

I'm supposed to take the MCAT this Saturday, but of course back when I registered, the city wasn't enclosed in a dome (or a bubble?) and completely isolated from any outside world that might happen to exist. So . . . I hope the exam proctors still show up . . . and that the AAMC server or whatever works? And if not, I really hope this won't count against my maximum allowed attempts. (Can anyone who's already in med school or actually already a doctor please let me know how long it normally takes to die / how long it took you personally to die after the first time you took it?) Also, I just want to verify. There's no historical or, like . . . cultural version of Santa that looks like this, right?

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[compendiem]

Is Santa on fire?

[floret]

I feel like it's battle aura or something, but it could be fire.

[compendiem]

Hmm. Both options sound reasonable. Being Santa is a tough job. Sometimes you have to fight off the impostors.

[ohrlyeh]

are those eyebrows threatening to eat his face

[floret]

I don't know if I'd call it a threat , but they are very powerful eyebrows. I'm not sure I made them long enough.

[ohrlyeh]

they certainly are

attack of the killer eyebrows

[promisedyou]

I'm pretty sure Santa was never bald.

[floret]

If he usually wears a hat, how would we know, though?

[promisedyou]

Have you not seen the Coke CMs?

[drydrown]

There's a comment to be made, I'm sure, about how this is why we hope Santa is never shot down by NORAD.

[floret]

I feel certain that NORAD doesn't have anything capable of destroying this man.

[drydrown]

Someone you've remembered, I'm assuming...?

[concasse]

the hell's with the tentacles in the back

[floret]

I wasn't really sure how to draw a fiery aura.

[concasse]

yikes

well i know a good artist who could help with that

also why the hell is ur santa on fire then?

[courageofheart]

Oh! He looks like one of those gurus from the kungfoo movies!

Did you draw that? Your so talented!

[floret]

lol thank you! I drew it on my phone.

Do you recognize him from a movie? Which one?

[courageofheart]

Oh I cant remember the names. My sons like watching them tho so I watch with them.

[hadeir]

Is that a moustache or is that his nose hair? Is he walking away from an explosion?

[floret]

1. If you think about it, are moustaches and nose hair really that different from each other?

2. He could be walking away from an explosion.

[hadeir]

1. Yes. Moustaches can make a man look distinguished. Long nose hair is just plain unhygienic.
2. I hope he's walking away to get a firefighter to put out the fire.

[lastcomfort]

!!!

I haven't seen that Santa but I've seen those clothes!!

[floret]

!!!!!!!!

Whose clothes did Santa take??

I AM FINALLY HERE...

[windowdressing]

[ what the hell, is this kid seriously in med school?? that--

huh. well, that's... sure a picture. ]

I can assure you that's not what Santa looks like in any of the Balkan states, at least. What the hell are those eyebrows, and what would someone even use to keep them styled like that? Seems like standing that close to a fire is asking for trouble.

prove it

[floret]

[ Well, if everything goes well, he will be in a year and half!! ]

I don't know anything about his grooming regimen, but I'm confident he really did have eyebrows basically like that.

The fire might not be literal fire. Like, it could be... fighting spirit? Maybe.