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[ohrlyeh]

i have a question

is "you look like you go to hot topic" considered a compliment or an insult?

i've had this said to me before a few times but i woke up today with my eye color changed and now even more people are telling me this

i do not know hot topic's reputation enough to know if i want to be associated with it. please help

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

its a nice color but it doesn't belong on eyes

[okitactless]

it's pretty though
like those sparkly purple rocks

[he's talking about amethysts... but also--]

it could be worse
you could have gotten fully black eyes
like in those demon horror movies

[ohrlyeh]

actually could i get those? i'd love to have those. everyone would stay far away from me. the ultimate dream

[okitactless]

I don't think everyone would stay far away from you...
some people really like things like that
you'd probably scare cats though so I guess that's okay
they deserve it [wow yasu tell us how you really feel]

anyway
they took away blue eyes and green eyes before
they might take away purple someday too? [He's trying to help... truly...]

[ohrlyeh]

[INSTANT REPLY BACK]

you take that back about cats

they don't deserve it no!! stop!!! i want them to come to me all the time okay never say that never even joke about it how dare you

and maybe that will happen i can only hope

[okitactless]

[WHY IS THIS CITY FULL OF CAT LOVERS, GROSS]

you can keep them
they're bad omens and they know it
your eyes are probably purple because a cat jumped on somebody's keyboard or something

[the worst part is that he genuinely believes this]

[ohrlyeh]

you come here and make me read this with my own eyes

if my eyes are purple because of cats THEN GOOD i will embrace it because cats are far better than anyone on this pathetic world

i hope your life gets ruined by cats forever

[mature, howard]

[okitactless]

why!!!
it's not like I said I wanted to rid the world of cats or something
why are all you cat lovers so defensive about your demon pets

[this is a conversation between adults]

[ohrlyeh]

you're calling them demon pets and you say they're bad omens how am i supposed to respond to that

are you a fan of dogs, then? dogs are okay but they're just pathetic because they'll give you attention and love no matter what you do, they're cheap and worthless and are for people who don't want a pet, but a mindless yes man

[GOD]

[okitactless]

[okay you know what

he was willing to let this go when it was just some annoying cat lover being wrong but NOW IT'S PERSONAL]

if that's what you think then you don't understand dogs at all
they're not pets they're family and they're better than people could ever be
a dog would love you even though you're crazy and wrong you know!!
but if you think having a furry demon with knife feet breaking your dishes and scratching your arms off is fun then fine
it just means you don't deserve a loyal loving devoted friend anyway!!!!

[THIS POST IS ABOUT EYE COLOR HOW DID THIS TURN INTO AN INTERNET FIGHT]

[ohrlyeh]

"loyal devoted friend"? don't make me laugh. dogs are nothing but subservient and easy to please. i could throw it some meat and it would be my best friend. talk about loyal!

a cat is on your level, you have to give it the respect it deserves to gain its trust and appreciation - this makes a cat's love for you worth more than a simple-minded creature who jumps at everyone who moves within its vicinity

dogs are for people who don't want to waste any effort in taking care of another and merely want a slave who will give them meaningless cheap love. dogs are clumsy and loud and are the buffoons of the animal kingdom. cats are graceful and elegant and are for people who don't mind being on the level of an amazingly intelligent animal

[IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND CATS, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ-]

[okitactless]

[Literally the only response he gives is this video

this is what being an adult is, kids, take note]