(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

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[doublesmall]

no go on the wall thing, trust me, I already tried. I can walk around up here but that's about it

I don't know

maybe if I got pulled down to the ground it'd fix itself? that's all I can think of

but I swear to god if you call nasa on this and get me on some kind of shitlist I will find you

[parodeity]

ok whats your address
ill come try to pull you down
but i cant promise not to make a shitty joke or two as i do
im sure theyll come to me
probably at the worst moment

do you think nasa has a shitlist
honestly thats the kind of shitlist id want to be on
who doesnt want to be able to say theyre on nasas shitlist man

[doublesmall]

yeah sure get on the shitlist of the guys who can watch you from space or some shit, great plan

but, uh

I don't have a ladder or anything so we might be out of luck on that plan anyway

plan b is seeing if this fixes itself eventually

[parodeity]

i mean i could jump a little and see if i could grab your hand
which
was my main plan actually
or stand on a chair
im not sure what the plan was if you suddenly stopped being ceilingbound actually
i didnt think it through past the whole ceiling cling portion

how long have you been trying plan b

[doublesmall]

about 20 minutes, no such luck yet.

and I think the real question here is how tall are you, because I only make up about 5'3" of the ceiling-to-ground distance here

[parodeity]

oh im taller than you
were talking more like 5'10"ish
i think thereabouts anyway i havent been measured in a bit
but im pretty tall
and i can jump pretty high
im also strong enough to lift a variety of people so i guess
i could be a good option for catching you???

this sounds weird the further in i get so you know what
im going to stop worrying about it sounding weird and just commit
hey im dave strider
today im applying 2 be your knight in shining armor
although its more like keds and a hoodie
jeans as well
also im like not applying for that so much as just trying to help
what sort of person leaves someone stuck to a ceiling?
i feel like that would be an asshole move even for an asshole

[doublesmall]

yeah, it sounds pretty fucking weird, I'm not gonna lie, but there's not really anything normal about this situation

though wait a sec

you're one of anya's friends, aren't you

[he may hate the idea of anyone he doesn't know well being in his apartment, but there are certain categories of people he's... slightly more open to. slightly. this is one.]

[parodeity]

yep
known her since i was eight
when she was six
weve been at the same studio for dance since then?
im the tall blond one

[doublesmall]

oh, you're that guy

[alright, this one's familiar, he might get a pass.]

fine. if this isn't fixed in another 15-20 minutes I'll think about it.

[parodeity]

k you have where to contact me if it gets to that point
and i have zero plans for the night so