(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

Comments

[katsudonfatale]

Did you just... float up suddenly?

Are you floating right now?

[doublesmall]

more like fell up

floating might be easier to work with, but no, I'm standing on the ceiling right now

fuck, that doesn't get any less weird the more times I type it

[katsudonfatale]

Okay that's even more concerning?

Please remember to breathe at normal intervals!

[doublesmall]

trust me I am plenty concerned already

promise I'm breathing just fine, I'm upside down not dying

...probably

1/???

[katsudonfatale]

Yes, but when you do handstands it's normal for blood to rush to your head (unless you're used to doing them) and you can start getting dizzy and feeling like your head and eyes might explode

[katsudonfatale]

which I'm not saying it's what's going to happen!! At most you might burst a blood vessel but that's also not likely I think

[katsudonfatale]

I'm sorry I'm probably making this worse

DONE

[katsudonfatale]

But if you start getting dizzy maybe stop using your phone

omg yuuri

[doublesmall]

calm down, don't go popping a blood vessel yourself over there

I'm not dizzy or anything, it's more like

this is gonna sound weird but it feels more like everything ELSE is upside down, you know? feels exactly like standing on the ground

not really sure what to make of that

HE'S CONCERNED

[katsudonfatale]

I'd... never really heard of something like that before

Then again, lately, there's been a lot of things like that... but finding a pattern doesn't really solve your problem

In the meantime I would recommend maybe finding a soft surface in case you suddenly fall off the ceiling?

[doublesmall]

nah i'm gonna turn the stove on and hang out over it.

don't worry, I've been trying to stay over the couch, if I fall I probably won't break anything important. I think.

[katsudonfatale]

Please be careful with your neck...

[doublesmall]

believe me, I'm very invested in not dying in a freak gravity accident. I'll be as careful as I can, alright? Promise.