(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

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[goen]

[ Fuck. The instant gravity begins to turn the other way, Yato knows it's gonna be trouble. But he told Chuuya he'd catch him, so he's just gonna nut up and reach his arms out-- ]

Hurfgh--!

[ -- and get crushed by all of Chuuya's 5'3" poundage. Ow?? Ow. Yato will just be wheezing underneath him for a moment or two... ]

[doublesmall]

[Owww. So much for getting caught-- but at least he has Yato to soften the fall?

Chuuya groans and rolls off him, but he doesn't bother offering to help him up... largely because he's not getting up either. He's​still splayed out on the floor, facedown.]

... well. Good effort, I guess? [it's a little muffled.]

[goen]

[ Yato sits up slowly and rubs his sore backside... and chest... and head... but when he hears Chuuya's odd muffledness, he squints an eye over. ]

You okay over there? Don't tell me you're stuck to the floor now.

[doublesmall]

I'm not stuck!

[He lifts his head just enough to give Yato a petulant look, then finally shifts a bit more, folding his arms to prop his chin on them.]

Listen, I just spent like an hour upside down. Let me have my moment with the ground, alright?

[goen]

Oh. Well, good!

[ He helped!! Fuck yes, mission accomplished. Yato hops up and immediately starts rooting through Chuuya's cabinets and/or rooms in search of a blanket, which he will return with and gently parachute down over Chuuya. Be comfy, boss... ]

[doublesmall]

[He's going to have to dig around a bit, because Chuuya definitely doesn't have any blankets in the cabinets or... well, anywhere except the bed. Which is just a mattress on the floor. So.

Chuuya accepts being blanketed, at least, though he's still going to be grumbly about it.]

Do you always just go through people's shit like this?

[goen]

Uh-huh!

[ HONESTLY... no one ever stops him so he just keeps on snooping. Also he's assuming that Chuuya's bedframe got moved to his mythical new place first... because it's big or something... ]

Anyway, maybe you should invest in a ladder or something! One of those real wooden ladders, you know? That way, you can climb back down here yourself if there's a repeat episode.