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Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them.

That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady.

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
Retr

spec Incorporated

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what the fuck kind of description is that
"might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't"?

are you employed entirely by fucking squirrels?

none of the things you have to say actually make any sense

Edited 2018-02-02 02:09 (UTC)

man, that might be a little insulting to the squirrels don't you think?

you're not wrong

at least fucking squirrels could fulfill at least one task

have you been dealing with a lot of squirrels or are you just assuming?
serious question, i sort of want to test this now.

yea i'm a regular fucking squirrel wrangler

you gonna go put squirrels to the test then?

unless you have a better idea of what to do with our spare time trapped inside this dome waiting for a shitstorm to hit.

(no subject)

eruptive - 2018-02-04 00:47 (UTC) - Expand

To be honest, I don't think anything made by squirrels would be this confusing.

is there even any
point to keep reading these monthly posts

nothing but garbage

I mean, I wouldn't know. This is the first one I've ever seen. They're all like this?

( oh. )

then welcome to the shitshow

so far yea

apparently it doesn't get better
just weirder

"Weirder" isn't really the metric you're hoping for when dealing with something like this, but I guess it's not surprising, either. Have you been on the app very long?

That's the usual kind of description we get.
Better get used to it.

better off just not
even bothering to read this shit anymore

"what is it this month?"
some fucko's vague blogging

You never know who might show up on the app.
Less about the announcements and more about the people.

( hm. )

you searching for someone?

glaciers - 2018-02-02 18:48 (UTC) - Expand

eruptive - 2018-02-04 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

katsuki did not find a way out of the app made by squirrels yet ?

( are you fukking sassing him )

no
i decided i liked it too much to ever leave

( rolling his eyes. )

[a little

it doesn't work out because]

oh
well i am happy katsuki is here too !
(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[she's known katsuki most of her life but like

what's a sarcasm]

anya
the fuck

the answer was no
be more concerned

constellates - 2018-02-02 05:08 (UTC) - Expand

eruptive - 2018-02-02 07:35 (UTC) - Expand

constellates - 2018-02-02 16:27 (UTC) - Expand

stop typing fucking squirrels when i'm spying on your texts.

( ¤¤¤ )

That makes already two of you, dontcha think?

wrong
animals are more upfront with their shit