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[recollecters]

Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them. That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[lalliho]

I can see it om your dumb profile it's your name

I'm nmot eating my hand this time but what it there to stews eat

stress

you get it

[thebeastwithout]

you open your eyes and it's a SOUL STORM
all the souls smell chocolatey though

and it feels like you can probably suck them up with a straw

[lalliho]

what

why would souls be chocolatey they like mint

[thebeastwithout]

what
have you eaten souls before
are you a demon soul eater

fine whatever
mint

mint chocolate let's compromise

[lalliho]

oh my god no yoiure stupid I talk to spirits omce

and I'm not a demon so I'm not going to eat the souls stop making me a monster

[thebeastwithout]

you talked to spirits
why did they smell minty

[lalliho]

they didn't they just liked mint

[thebeastwithout]

why does liking mint mean they can't smell like something else
i like mint
someone said i smell like a teenage boy
i'm gonna take that as a compliment

[lalliho]

it definitly isn't

[thebeastwithout]

teenage boys smell great
i smell great
therefore

it's logical or something

[lalliho]

I thought you likrd girls

[thebeastwithout]

THAT'snoTWHAT IMENat

[lalliho]

don't smell boys you don't like thatdx creepy

[thebeastwithout]

i'm not smelling any boys!!! or girls! or anyone! ok sometimes i smell a girl when they have perfume and they walk close by

i mean

never mind!!!!!

[lalliho]

that's probably creepy too

[thebeastwithout]

no it's not!!

aaaaaaaaahhhhh

look

no one is smelling anyone anymore

retrospec, take our sense of smell away next ok

[lalliho]

that would be olay

[thebeastwithout]

cool ok glad we agree on this
no more weird stuff just take away smell forever so no one will think i sniff guys or girls or anything

ok unrelated
are you ok you're like typing really sucky tonight
no judgment cause have you seen the way i type but

[lalliho]

I have seen the way you type

I'm on broken hand pills

[thebeastwithout]

what are broken hand pills
you should probably take intact pills
feels like it would work better

[lalliho]

what

fuck

no

like pills because I broke my hand they're pawim stuff

pain

[thebeastwithout]

oh
how'd you break your hand

[lalliho]

I fought a wall amd the wall won

[thebeastwithout]

maybe kick it next time
while wearing good boots

sorry dude hope you feel better

[lalliho]

I need my feet more than my hands

I think this is the nicest you e been to mw