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[recollecters]

Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them. That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[deathboss]

UNSUBSCRIBE

[parodeity]

someone always tries that but somehow it never works

Are we going to keep the AU plans canon I just wanted to make sure

[deathboss]

Are you some spambot about to tell me to visit your cam feed....

...why am I even bothering replying?

i'm down if you are!!

[parodeity]

nah if i were going to spam someone to visit a thing
it would be for my webcomic for sure

[youraffection]

yea thatd be nice huh

[deathboss]

What is this...who are you?

I was editing a video just a minute ago.

[youraffection]

a victim just like u

[ Oh c'mon, Yosuke. ]

but really
u probably should stop 4 a sec and read up on this bc its a doozy

[promisedyou]

You and everyone else wishes that they could.

[deathboss]

Are you a spambot?

No wait, speaking to a spambot isn't gonna end well...

[promisedyou]

No, I'm not a spambot. I'm a real, actual person. What do I have to say to prove it?

[ascatic]

I apologize, but that will not work.

Neither will yelling.

Or threatening.

[deathboss]

Uh I wasn't planning on doing those...

[YET.]

Who are you? Why are you here? Why am I here?

[ascatic]

Please know that it will be ineffectual. Your efforts would be better served doing something else.

[ can't really help with that part, though. ]

I am Leon. I have been the owner of The Tea Kittle for a few years now. And you are here because, well, you are here. I do not know where you are at this moment, but I would assume somewhere peaceful. Maybe.

[convincing]

Have you tried STOP?

[deathboss]

No, but that's a great idea!

...uh STOP!

...please?

[convincing]

I'm guessing that didn't work either?

Ugh.

[fabrefactions]

If it were that simple, none of us would be here.

lemme know if you wanna continue in overflow post

[deathboss]

Yeah I've been figuring it out now...what a pain this all is.

Have you been here a long time? With this program that is.

i really don't mind! if you don't want to transfer it over, then i'm good here o7

[fabrefactions]

That's one way of putting it.

I... hmm. Since September, so I guess it has been a while.

[adoringpast]

this isn't youtube, dumbass
they've fucked up on a couple of things but this is on an whole another level altogether

lemme know if you wanna continue in overflow post

[deathboss]

I know this isn't Youtube! I run some shows on it...

...I'm starting to get this is real but...

im good with things here if you don't mind!

[adoringpast]

a youtuber, huh

but yeah this is real
or as real as you can get where this place can fuck up your sense of reality if you're not careful

[sivard]

If only it was that easy.

lemme know if you wanna continue in overflow post

[deathboss]

Yeah...I figured this out by now.

It doesn't seem as bad as I thought at first? I mean, unless whoever I was before is a dick.

let's slide on over, I can handle that!

[sivard]

[continued here!]