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[recollecters]

Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them. That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

When I get home I'm going to dunk your head in the fucking toilet.

[lowgrip]

CMOOOON ANNA

Not if i dunk ur head first nerd

[hauntedsavior]

Good luck, asshole, I'm behind a doorway with less than six feet of clearance.

[lowgrip]

wtf u install a tiny baby door while i was out???????

[hauntedsavior]

Every door is a tiny baby door to you, you beef wall.

[lowgrip]

1st of all how dare u shame me for being tall

After all these years of reaching the top shelfs for u

[hauntedsavior]

I'm 5'10"? And I can find other stuff to shame you for if you really want it. Give me five minutes and I'm sure you'll have done something new for the list.

[lowgrip]

Ooohh, shame me, mistress~

[hauntedsavior]

[there's a minute or so of the "Anna is typing" notification.]

Gross.

[lowgrip]

♥ ♥ ♥

Can't shame the shameless

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, I fuckin' noticed. Ugh. How do you even manage to bring anybody home with you.

[lowgrip]

Rly u shouldn't ask questions u dont want the answer to

[hauntedsavior]

I'm gonna hook up with Rose again and embarrass you in your own fucking home, see how you like it.

[lowgrip]

Not if i hook up w/ her first!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wont for real i have no idea who she is also shes gotta be hella gay to hook up w/ you~

[hauntedsavior]

Shit, right, that was before we met. I think she's bi, or she just doesn't give a shit. She did sex work for a while so if she's gay she did a good job putting up with dicks.

Maybe I'll let you meet her but there's a nonzero chance she'll punch you in the face. Just kind of who she is.

[lowgrip]

That's hot af. She can punch me in the face any day~

[hauntedsavior]

Literally don't know what I expected. I don't know if she'll do it less or more if she knows you'll have a boner the whole time.