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Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them.

That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady.

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
Retr

spec Incorporated

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oh

I guess that makes sense if that works?

I have to assume it works for some people, even if I only have secondhand experience.

yeah me too

they were always weird and dumb and not true so I stopped trying to understand it

Oh, really? That sounds confusing... At least in my case, the things they were making fun of me for were more or less true, or at least made sense...

what qwere they making fun of you for?

how much time do you have??? lol

no jk
well I mean it really was all kinds of things so technically it doesn't count as jk
I guess the joke here is that it's not actually a funny thing to joke about
(lol)

but you know, various things, like being short or small or bad at things or pathetic or weird or Japanese or fobby
I don't know if you'd really want to hear them all. Or all the ones I remember.

oh

I guess I had all of those too except Finnish not Japanese and I don't know what fobby means?

Eh so white people are even mad about different kinds of European ... that's dedication, I guess
Or were they not white? I guess not all of mine were white.

Also, are you short too? That's cool.

"fobby" for "fresh off the boat"
I was actually born in California so that one was inaccurate , but it still, you know, made sense

oh

[He gets distracted by thinking through this revelation, but after a bit, he snaps back to it]

I was okay at English but I was quiet and my accent was bad so no one stopped to listen enough to know that... it wasn't about being white or not at least just dofferent but the worst was white yeah

anyway I just stopped talking and then they made fun of that too

I'm 5'6" now but I was really tiny and a lot of people said I had an eating disorsee

Oh yeah the accent ... that'd do it I guess. That's another one I had, where they'd do a fake voice of my accent, even though in real life I didn't particularly even have an east Asian accent? But at that point it doesn't even matter.

Anyway yeah. There really isn't a lot you can do. People are always like, "oh, fight back," or "oh, just don't respond," or "oh, just respond in this or that way," but most of the time I don't think it really matters what we do. We weren't the ones in charge of making the decision.

But
That sucks. I'm sorry you went to school with jerks. (Or interacted with jerks , since I guess you never said it was school I don't think)
Congratulations on getting so tall though!

that's stupid it's all stupid and terriblw

it was school

I'm not really that tall though it's average I think? I don't know I don't stand close to that many people. how short are you?

lol yes
But it's over, I guess!

I'm 5'0".

oh that is short

my cousin is that short?

How old is your cousin?

Adult!

[pfhaha... yeah. Lalli likes this guy.]

older than me even

girl though and they're usually shorter sorry

Well, I'll take what I can get. (you hear stories sometimes about people having late growth spurts, but I think attempting to cultivate a stance of radical self-acceptance is a better bet at this point)

How old are you, then? I'm 20.
Is your pizza there yet?

yes don't wait just be short

I'm 20 and got 2min now on pizza I ordered from the far one because theur delivery guys are the least social

maybe they're planning to to murder me

anyway if you want to sleep? you can I don't remember if you were sleeping or if I was or maybe both but I'm okay

Why are they going to murder you? Are you a really bad tipper or something?

Uh you're the one who was sleeping I think... or considering sleeping.
But I guess it wouldn't hurt if I took a nap.

I don't think so but I am making them go all across the city

everyone should sleep more it's good

Oh!
Well, I mean, usually places that deliver have, like... a delivery radius, right?
So if the site let you place the order in the first place, that means it's fine... I think.
And if not, then it's really the website's fault, not yours. (But if you are worried they might murder you, you could tip extra to appease them)

yeah I guess

brb

I forgot I ordered three

Oh! Wow! Congratulations!

yeah...

I'm going to eat everything and then go into a pizza coma I guess but this wasn't bad

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