retrospec | OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

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so basically youre mad you didnt get to tell him to fuck off personally

STRIDER
AVENGE ME

what does avenge you even mean in this context
just "hey go tell this one guy to fuck off personally"

YES
Yes
Fuck why am I still trying.

YES.
WAIT, DAVE. WHAT IF I WROTE A LETTER, AND IF YOU ACTUALLY RUN INTO HIM AT ANY POINT, MAKE SURE YOU SHOW IT TO HIM FOR ME.

idk why you were still trying man
john and rose and i all gave up ages ago

you want to write an angry rant for me to pass on??

OK BUT THE WAY YOU GUYS ALL TALK IS NORMAL?
I MEAN, I LUCK OUT IN THE SENSE THAT I aM nOt DoInG tHiS lOaD oF cRaP BUT STILL.

YES EXACTLY.
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE!

who the fuck does that alternating caps thing
pyropes l33tspeak that isnt her

Gamzee
Who is, as of now, ranked as my least favorite troll.
It's a pretty prestigious position but man, he does not seem to be losing that crown.

yeah thats honestly fair
i remember other people being shitty but like

yeah

I MEAN
THEY WERE ALL PRETTY SHITTY?
*I* WAS PRETTY SHITTY.
BUT AT LEAST I WASN'T A WEIRD MURDEROUS CLOWN ALIEN, I GUESS.

as long as you didnt go around killing people you werent as shitty as you could have been

EXACTLY
WHICH.... YOU KNOW
IF THE BAR WAS SET ANY LOWER WE'D BE TRIPPING OVER IT.

is it really that low a bar though

I WOULD THINK THAT NOT GOING ON MASS MURDER SPREES JUST BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE THIS IS PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE TO LIMBO UNDER.

apparently we would be surprised

I

GUESS SO!!

[ why were their lives like that ]

really hope no one gets back being a homicidal maniac ever

AT LEAST NO ONE TOO CRAZY HAS SHOWN UP HERE?
I MEAN
FROM OUR WORLD.
I AM SURE THERE ARE PLENTY PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES ON RETROSPECT.