OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[crudest]

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]

if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that

[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

i mean
for someone typing in all caps
spelling only one word wrong is pretty good

[lalliho]

what does that have to do with anything

[thebeastwithout]

i'm just saying
you should find the positives

ok how about this

`WOMAN SEDUCING SCENT
This by far the best smelling body spray i have EVER tried.It's all about the scent.It has such a sedustic scent to it.it would be so cool if AXE made this scent into a barsoap or even better a shower gel.`

[lalliho]

what is sedustic

and yes if it was a soap it would be better than a spray but that's not the point

[thebeastwithout]

man you're so hard to please

are you sure you're not just mad about how good it smells

do you wanna try it

[lalliho]

if you spray me with that I am going to get the dryads to hide your body and no one will ever find you again I swear to god

[thebeastwithout]

ok ok sheesh

it's not like

that bad

right

[lalliho]

Gar

I don't care what people smell like enough to find out

you forced me to know what you smell like and I don't like that

[thebeastwithout]

that's a weird way of saying it but ok sheesh i get the picture
you don't ever think anyone smells good??

[lalliho]

I stay at home I don't go around smelling people

the dryads smell like the forest I guess that's okay

[thebeastwithout]

ok so
hypothetically
if i sprayed myself with pinesol instead

[lalliho]

did...you pack pinesol?

[thebeastwithout]

what
no

why would i have pine sol

just

taking notes
for uh research

[lalliho]

oh

yes it would have been very weird if you did

I don't think I remember what pinesol smells like... I guess I should probably clean the apartment soon

[thebeastwithout]

i think it smells like pine
that's why it's called
pinesol

but yeah you said you liked tree-smell

[lalliho]

hmm

I guess so

I think it would be better probably I mean

[thebeastwithout]

k, swap out the dark temptations for pine-sol

wait hold on

are you

sniffing the dryads then

[lalliho]

no!! they keep trying to get really close to me!

[thebeastwithout]

uh huuuuuuuh
who's sniffing people weirdly now!!! how the turntables turn

(that's a tv quote fyi)

[lalliho]

(okay good)

I'm not sniffing them they're just there and foresty shut up

[thebeastwithout]

yeah well sometimes people are just there too ok

wait was your job again
it was talking to the dryads right

what are they like i didn't get a chance to do anything but get a quick peek

[lalliho]

saying you're sniffing them sounds so gross though

they're fine

better than people I guess

I have no idea why really but they like me

spirit stuff

[thebeastwithout]

whoa dude
they like you?
slow down there

you gotta take 'em out for dinner first and get to know 'em

[lalliho]

there are many things wrong with this

[thebeastwithout]

yeah you're right who knows what dryads eat
ok
movie date first