BUSTED AS HELL

[ripplebeat]

lmfao great i just. smashed a phone, right?? so i bought a new one today and this damn app showed up again on the new one immediately

and not only that but it was jank and busted as hell just like it was on the old one so F M L

i'm resigning to my fate ... :'(

can you guys make it worth it and post some good shit?? possibly memes? 

Comments

[korekara]

welcome to hell!!!! welcome to hell!!!!!!!!

lol no but seriously get used to it this thing pops up on EVERYTHING you own and it's a glitchy broken mess so it's kind of the worst??? i mean i guess there's worse apps to be haunted by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but still

anyway

is your name seriously joseph joestar bc that might be just the most stupid cool thing ever

[ripplebeat]

what apps do you even have that are worse LOL i'm so curious


yeah that's my name but stupid cool???? ... i'll take it

[korekara]

i mean this is definitely still the worst thing i have on my phone but HYPOTHETICALLY there could be worse ones

i dont want to start spitballing ideas just in case someone takes it as an update suggestion for this thing tho

[ripplebeat]

wait i try not to pay attention to this app about as much as i can, have they ever actually once listened to suggestions or is it just a shitshow of developer updates

[korekara]

wouldnt put it past em. i take no risks. one minute i joke about retrospec updating all your social media to announce every bathroom break and the next thing you know, the staff are rolling out this fresh new feature w no opt out. constant vigilance.

[true_noir]

Ah, I see you've encountered the fact that it seems to know who we are, rather than simply download onto any old phone. I should warn you, they know your address too. They've mailed me something before.

I am afraid I am not quite so good at these memes, though. Perhaps someone will come along with the bread and cats?

[ripplebeat]

what did they mail you?? what the hell i want something cool if they're gonna mail me smth at all BUT i s2g i'll figure this app out myself


you don't have any saved on your phone or anything? i find this hard to believe in the modern age but ok i'll wait

[true_noir]

They mailed me a fondue fork. Just a single fondue fork, which is hardly what one would consider to be a proper gift for this annoyance.

I am afraid that I am not the most internet inclined. I did not use it that much before, especially when I was still in France.

[ripplebeat]

???? wtf ... what did you do w/it, i'd throw that shit out ... but tbh it'd probably just come back just like this godforsaken app

[true_noir]

It may sound foolish, but it feels important to me. Not only do I think it would come back, as you do, but I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it.

So, I've kept it.

[On her person, more often than not, but she knew that sounded weird.]

[ripplebeat]

huh. you a hoarder or something

[true_noir]

Hardly, though your sense of humor is amusing enough. My house is quite clean. They simply mailed me a fork I keep around, trying to figure out why.

Why would anyone mail me a single fondue fork? It's ridiculous. There must be a reason.

[ripplebeat]

the more i hear about people getting into weird shit bc of this godforsaken app the more i wanna figure it out.

[true_noir]

You are not the only one. As much as it makes me nervous in some ways, I think I wish to know more than avoid the problem any longer, and I know of several who are almost obsessed.

[ripplebeat]

obsessed? really?? like. is that obsession paying off or are they just fuckin nuts. i can't imagine being that into anything

[true_noir]

More that they are simply distracted by this whole matter, and constantly trying to find some sort of answer to the questions it breeds. I personally just want things back to normal.

[commandertoolbelt]

my name’s leo
and tho i try
i canot meke
this app go bai
if i delete
it comes rite bak
this wierd app they call
retrospec

[ripplebeat]

FAV ... BRAVO ... thank you for the meme

[commandertoolbelt]

you asked for memes
so i provyd
i’m glad you like
the one i tryd
i’m not done yet
let’s do this rite
i can kepe
this up all nite

[ripplebeat]

kinda wanna see how far you can go w/it tbh

[me_matey]

[ Adelle's "Hello" plays in the distance ]

[ripplebeat]

this made me laugh harder than i can say i think i'm over tired

[me_matey]

glad i could help buddy

[fashionable_yapping]

This shit sucks. It's the worst.

I've been killing stuff in video games and looking at cute outfits and dogs to cheer me up. Here're some.

[She starts spamming cute dog memes and videos.]







[And so on.]

[ripplebeat]

TYSM KIND STRANGER ... this is that good content i come here for

[fashionable_yapping]

And some dog videos too.

[ripplebeat]

this is pure this is good. youre my new bff everyone else has been demoted

[fashionable_yapping]

Then as your new bff I'm asking if you have any good dog stuff.

[esperimental]

This whole article's pretty good.

Sorry to hear we're being stalked by this possessed app, I was considering a replacement too so your warning came just in time.

[ripplebeat]

LMAO that article title is so clickbaity, love it, i fall for that shit all the time

one day i'll figure out how to get rid of it i s2g

[esperimental]

Pretty sure my dad would have loved posing for this, but he doesn't have a daughter.

I'd say "update us", but by then you might not even have Retrospec to announce that on, huh.

[ripplebeat]

do it anyway tbh

ill just send it by smoke signal or put it on a banner flown behind an airplane gotta get word out Somehow

[esperimental]

Maybe when one of us in the family's good at Pictureshop, we're a little separated by oceans at the moment.

Hey, that's pretty determined. Try not to do anything too wild though.

[estrays]

Your service doesn't have insurance?
I mean, they may have been able to tell you smashed it. Purposefully. But it would be worth a try.

[ripplebeat]

NAH i don't think me doing parkour and smashing the damn thing would be covered anyway lol. plus the one i got now is way nicer anyway. >8)

[estrays]

You might be right.. At least you're honest.
What kind of phone is it? I still have the iphone 5. I'm trying to keep it as long as I can.
So now parkouring and smashing it for me. :)

[ripplebeat]

a galaxy ... its one of the older ones but its a big step up from what i had tbh

no parkour? at all, or just when your phone is on your person