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[unromanceable]

Hi everyone! Sorry, I know this is going to be kind of a mundane request, since I'm sure it's been asked before. But, is anyone offering self-defense lessons? I'd really like to start learning, since it seems like an important thing to know.

I guess this is only kind of related, but I'm mostly just curious. Do you have powers, like everyone's been saying? What do they do? I can't imagine how I'd feel if I woke up one day with superpowers! I'm kinda surprised I don't see more people in capes!

Anyway, thanks! I hope everyone is staying safe out there!

Comments

[broroona]

im god now

[he has literally 0 regains]

[unromanceable]

Is that so? Ooh, please show me your new godly powers! Can you turn water to wine?

[broroona]

[cue: photo of a poland springs bottle. and then a photo of a wine bottle right after that.]

behold the power of the stockroom

[unromanceable]

So cool!! Can you heal the sick, too?

[broroona]

yeah just watch

[behold, a photo of basil's injured finger. just a little cut! nothing gruesome.
and then, a second later. another photo! same pose of the same finger! but it has a bandaid on now! ]

bam
god

[unromanceable]

Amazing! With deeds like that, I'm sure you have lots of followers worshiping you!

[broroona]

youd be one of the first

[unromanceable]

Oh gosh, you want me to be your very first follower? That's a pretty high honor... I don't know if I can accept something like that! You should find someone who really suits you and would love you unconditionally. Have you tried asking around at the elementary school?

[broroona]

[ouch]

tried it but they thought i looked too shady to be around kids