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creeping while you're sleeping

Pitou Blythe shared a photo.
March 4th, 20XX near RECOLLE

Now available in all worthwhile bookshops and cafes: Dr. Blythe's standout zine DOLL PARTS. Pick up your free copy today, limited supplies. Those of you who got sneak peeks last month, don't spoil it for everyone else!

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pretty solid opening for a bad pick-up line, there, but i'll resist
anyway. cool looking zine. maybe i'll pick up a copy after all

I'll bring you one in exchange for coffee.

kinda takes the free outta the free copy part

Well now we're adding a delivery service.

solid pass then

You are always such a bother.

well gee doc blythe
just comes naturally to some of us folk

And all you do is tease me.

yeah, being a bother to you is that easy i guess
still not trying too hard over here

Clearly not, or I'd have a coffee by now.

do you usually manage to finagle coffee outta people
i'm almost worried for em

I used to have a coffee slave but I had to let her off the hook to go to her classes.

seriously?
fetched you coffee all the time without asking for a dime?

I gave her spending money, it's not like she had a job.

well
that much is nice of you at least, i guess

I was nice to her, I gave her clothes and dolls and swords, whatever she wanted. She just had to get my coffee. I think it was more than fair.

if i get you a coffee right now, would you give me whatever i want

That is not the exchange. You agree to be on call for coffee whenever I want it, and *then* I give you whatever else you want based on my own hobbies and things I already do.

well i can't quit all my jobs for that
how bout twenty bucks for a one time thing

I didn't realize you had a job.

[ Insinuation: assumed u was a bum. ]

[ what with the unpleasant stereotypes associated with the homeless, and his manner of dress, can he blame her? --yes. he will. it's the fact that he knows that that's meant to insult him, and nothing to do with being associated with the homeless itself, that has him irritated; he bites his tongue, thankful how much easier it is to keep cool over text. ]

i'm very lucky that the economy here is "booming" and all, you know?
but is that a 'no' on the offer, then?
:(!

What offer, weren't you just going to keep making fun of me?

twenty dollars if i fetch you some coffee

Fine, but your rates are ridiculous.

nice
where can i deliver this to

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Pitou Blythe shared a photo. March 4th, 20XX near RECOLLE
Now available in all worthwhile bookshops and cafes: Dr. Blythe's standout zine DOLL PARTS. Pick up your free copy today, limited supplies. Those of you who got sneak peeks last month, don't spoil it for everyone else!