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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks! This post is the overflow for the post originally found here! Please feel free to make new toplevels or simply shift your threads over.

Comments

[ossifragant]

that still sounds pretty screwed up

[khuy]

yeah
but hey at least it's not actually happening to us, right?

[ossifragant]

true enough

besides that, I've only remembered a bunch of faces without context

[khuy]

oh? sounds pleasant. or unpleasant.
i'm sure they're your long fated lovers or your real? family.
what did they look like?

[ossifragant]

an old lady, a really androgynous looking person with green hair, and a short blond kid

I don't get it

[khuy]

got it. old lady is your real lover, short blond kid is your child and green hair person is a cousin of yours.

i mean that's pretty fucking admirable of you to let the old have some action

[ossifragant]

I should kick your ass

[But he also finds this kind of funny, so.]

[khuy]

sure thing baby ;)
i got a dick sucking appointment tho so can the ass kicking wait till i get my apartment cleaned?

[ossifragant]

who's doing the sucking?

[Because that's the thing to focus on.]

[khuy]

[if you thought Cain would be ashamed in the year of our lord 2018...guess again]

me
why? need a teacher for your old lady?

[ossifragant]

does she have a dick that I don't know about?

[This conversation is going places.]

[khuy]

well don't assume shit about your old lady lover!
suckin dick, eatin pussy, and devourin ass
it's all different but more or less uses the same skill???

[CAIN NO!!!]

[ossifragant]

man, I don't want to think about shriveled up old lady dick

[khuy]

dude
do you think it's shriveled up like her tits?
man darius i have mad respects for your tastes
stickin to a theme is a hard concept my dude.

[says the man who has a thing for blondes]

gotta point out though, everything is going to be shriveled and lose about her...

[ossifragant]

if she ends up being here, knock yourself out

sounds like your thing

[khuy]

strong fucking pass cause old ladies arent my type

[ossifragant]

are you sure?

you've given a lot of thought to what she looks like naked and I didn't even draw a picture of her for you

[khuy]

pretty fucking sure you shitter

god a man offers another man a lesson in dick sucking and it turns into "please fuck my grandma lover if she ever shows up"

[ossifragant]

hey




hey




you think she's into threesomes?

1/2

[khuy]

...

[khuy]

she's your fuckin lover
why don't you ask your memories and find out?

[ossifragant]

I'd rather not, tbh

[khuy]

what? now i gotta fucking know cause you got me curious now

[ossifragant]

I'll be honest, I'd rather know the story behind the palm tree

[khuy]

you also fucked a palm tree?
darius my man... my dude... my future eskimo brother...

you've got some fucked up kinks