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[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[godcards]

I presume that bedroom is empty?

I'm skilled at acquiring many things... My specialty is smaller items, but I know a trick or two if you need something bigger.

[compendiem]

There's a bed, a desk, and half a closet of clothes. Otherwise it's empty? It's my bedroom but if it's for a couple of days, I won't need it.

My first thought was coinage, but if you could do that, you might as well be paying rent.

[godcards]

Roommates pay rent. I am not interested in being your roommate. You better make sure you're certain about your offer... I won't accept a sudden change in plans because you change your mind.

[compendiem]

It's an apartment, so I do have one other roommate and a cat, if that's a problem for you. If you're only staying nights, I don't think he would mind. I don't mind either. I have somewhere I can stay overnight.

[godcards]

Will they leave me alone? I'm only there to sleep, I don't want to chit chat or have them bother me.

As long as those minimums are reached... I think we have a deal.

[compendiem]

I think so. Neither ever bother me at night, as long as I keep the door closed so the cat stays out.

So I think we're good.

[godcards]

Then it's settled... I think I'll stop by on Monday. Give you time to get your things.

[compendiem]

I've only got that half closet, so I won't need that much time. I'll send you the address in a private message. Stop by whenever; I'll be home to hand off keys.

[godcards]

I travel light, I don't even need a closet.

But I suppose I will see you tomorrow.

[compendiem]

Great. I can leave my junk in there, then? Easy on me too.

See you tomorrow.