TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

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[hauhra]

mALIK??????

[ ohhhhh my god he is SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT MALIK ]

[hauhra]

what the HELL did you do

[hauhra]

what the FUCK is this

last one

[hauhra]

also where the hell are you because i'm gonna kick your ass

[ yeah, you know he's mad because he's not properly Capitalizing Everything like the pretentious RPer he is ]

[godcards]

I'M BUSY

[hauhra]

can't be that busy if you have time to post stupid shit to the network

now answer the damn question

[ HE CANNOT BELIEVE THIS even he isn't this dumb!! ]

[frostythehitman]

holy shit this is so sad
you added the unsolicited services line at the bottom with special formatting and everything
you are SO DESPERATE to make this look just like craigslist
i didn't know craigslist was too scary to post on directly
or maybe that's just you being a coward

ps
have you considered a dumpster

[godcards]

Oh? Is someone projecting again? I have no need for your insecurities. How I format posts and where I post them are none of your business.

Now go away, I have no use for you.

[frostythehitman]

obviously you do or you wouldn't be begging for help here

[godcards]

A request isn't the same thing as begging, you simple-minded fool.

You're still irrelevant. I want nothing to do with you.

[compendiem]

I've got a bedroom I don't need. What are you skilled at acquiring?

[godcards]

I presume that bedroom is empty?

I'm skilled at acquiring many things... My specialty is smaller items, but I know a trick or two if you need something bigger.

[compendiem]

There's a bed, a desk, and half a closet of clothes. Otherwise it's empty? It's my bedroom but if it's for a couple of days, I won't need it.

My first thought was coinage, but if you could do that, you might as well be paying rent.

[darkinferno]

[maLIK WHAT??????]

malik what the fuck

how long have you been sleeping outside

[godcards]

Fuck off.

[darkinferno]

i don't think so

what's going on

[sakeplz]

would a big apartment work?

[godcards]

Is there something to sleep on within this apartment?

[sakeplz]

yep! all the bedrooms have king sized beds!

[parodeity]

dude
ok if nothing else you can probs stay at my parents place in my old room

[godcards]

Your parents...?
I'm not sure I want to stay with anyone's parents.

[parodeity]

unfortunately i live in a tiny dorm room so i have nothing else otherwise

[vitis]

yo
already found a place to stay?

[godcards]

Yes, but I'm looking for multiple.

[vitis]

oh, boy
couchsurfing extraordinaire i see

but anyway yeah, i can offer you a couch to crash on.