TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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[hauhra]

mALIK??????

[ ohhhhh my god he is SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT MALIK ]

[frostythehitman]

holy shit this is so sad
you added the unsolicited services line at the bottom with special formatting and everything
you are SO DESPERATE to make this look just like craigslist
i didn't know craigslist was too scary to post on directly
or maybe that's just you being a coward

ps
have you considered a dumpster

[compendiem]

I've got a bedroom I don't need. What are you skilled at acquiring?

[darkinferno]

[maLIK WHAT??????]

malik what the fuck

how long have you been sleeping outside

[sakeplz]

would a big apartment work?

[parodeity]

dude
ok if nothing else you can probs stay at my parents place in my old room

[vitis]

yo
already found a place to stay?