TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[vitis]

yo
already found a place to stay?

[godcards]

Yes, but I'm looking for multiple.

[vitis]

oh, boy
couchsurfing extraordinaire i see

but anyway yeah, i can offer you a couch to crash on.

[godcards]

Do you have any weird roommates or parents I have to worry about? I'm not here to make friends.

[vitis]

nope, no parents around.
i do have a roommate, but he's off the app, and he doesn't bother me much so i doubt he'll bother you any

[godcards]

You sound pretty confident in your assumption.

Fine then, how about next week...? Or sooner, I suppose. I'm keeping my schedule flexible and you should, too.

[vitis]

well he's polite enough and all! he just doesn't talk to me much as is, and i've given it a few shots
but who knows, maybe he'll detect you don't want bugged any and suddenly he'll become the chatterbox of the place haha

either works
my schedule's inflexible, but it's regular unless retrospec throws a wrench into it. :) just juggle a few jobs and whatnot, we'd probably see each other most in the evenings

[godcards]

I'm not interested in being anyone's friend. I'd only be around to sleep... I have my own things to tend to during the day. I don't want to be bothered, and I won't bother you in turn. Deal?

It should go without saying that this applies to your roommate as well.

[vitis]

i don't go outta my way to bother people much
so sure

[ he says, knowing he goes out of his way to bother people. "bother" is subjective, all right. ]

[ whatever. he figures malik can just leave if it's too much. ]

anyway.
i'll see you around next week or sooner, just gimme a ring whenever

[godcards]

[ john why ]

Alright... I will. Expect to hear from me soon.