TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

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[hauhra]

mALIK??????

[ ohhhhh my god he is SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT MALIK ]

[hauhra]

what the HELL did you do

[hauhra]

what the FUCK is this

last one

[hauhra]

also where the hell are you because i'm gonna kick your ass

[ yeah, you know he's mad because he's not properly Capitalizing Everything like the pretentious RPer he is ]

[godcards]

I'M BUSY

[hauhra]

can't be that busy if you have time to post stupid shit to the network

now answer the damn question

[ HE CANNOT BELIEVE THIS even he isn't this dumb!! ]

[godcards]

I'm busy waiting for replies, you idiot. This is important. You're clogging up my inbox.

[hauhra]

this is a reply, you idiot.

and good

[hauhra]

maybe

i'll just keep clogging it

[hauhra]

and bury any replies you might get

[frostythehitman]

holy shit this is so sad
you added the unsolicited services line at the bottom with special formatting and everything
you are SO DESPERATE to make this look just like craigslist
i didn't know craigslist was too scary to post on directly
or maybe that's just you being a coward

ps
have you considered a dumpster

[hauhra]

from unsavory strangers with less than good intentions since you can't seem to think anything through

idiot.

[godcards]

Oh? Is someone projecting again? I have no need for your insecurities. How I format posts and where I post them are none of your business.

Now go away, I have no use for you.

[godcards]

I am thinking things through! Just because you're not privvy to all the details doesn't mean anything less... I'm fully capable of making my own decisions without your help, Bakhura.

[compendiem]

I've got a bedroom I don't need. What are you skilled at acquiring?

[hauhra]

sure.

that's why you're trying crash on some stranger's couch. yeah, that definitely sounds like something a guy with an actual plan would do.

but very well, malik. i'll humor you. if i'm so wrong, then why don't you make me privy to all the details? well? i'm going to find out what happened sooner or later... you might as well cut to the chase.

[darkinferno]

[maLIK WHAT??????]

malik what the fuck

how long have you been sleeping outside

[godcards]

I presume that bedroom is empty?

I'm skilled at acquiring many things... My specialty is smaller items, but I know a trick or two if you need something bigger.

[godcards]

Well I'm not seeing you offering any alternatives.

You don't need to know all the sordid details... but I'm no longer living at the place I was assigned before.

[godcards]

Fuck off.

[compendiem]

There's a bed, a desk, and half a closet of clothes. Otherwise it's empty? It's my bedroom but if it's for a couple of days, I won't need it.

My first thought was coinage, but if you could do that, you might as well be paying rent.

[godcards]

Roommates pay rent. I am not interested in being your roommate. You better make sure you're certain about your offer... I won't accept a sudden change in plans because you change your mind.

[compendiem]

It's an apartment, so I do have one other roommate and a cat, if that's a problem for you. If you're only staying nights, I don't think he would mind. I don't mind either. I have somewhere I can stay overnight.

[darkinferno]

i don't think so

what's going on

[godcards]

Will they leave me alone? I'm only there to sleep, I don't want to chit chat or have them bother me.

As long as those minimums are reached... I think we have a deal.