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[swags]

ok so asking for a friend
got a buddy whos way too shy to ask himself so
imma do him a solid and ask for him 😏
so like
my buddy loves the ladies n who can blame him kno what im sayin?/ 😍😍😍
but like
he saw a man so beautiful 1 day
he started crying
like this man was sculpted by god himself
he was probably actually an angel
😭
is he gay/?
or jus like
an appreciator of a good lookin guy in a non gay way?/? 🤔

Comments

[refate]

bisexuality is real and alive, my guy.

[swags]

how would i even kno if im that???

[swags]

uh my buddy
i meant my buddy

[pronounces]

..........is this supposed to be serious?

[swags]

YOU WOULD CRY 2 IF U SAW HIM PRBLY
I NEARLY DIED

[swags]

I MEAN MY BUDDY NEARLY DIED!!!!!!

[tuffguy]

well there's nothing wrong with liking both guys and girls
you know?
but do you want my advice here bro?

[swags]

YEA but it like GOES AGAINST EVERYTHIN I KNEW ABOUT MYSELF

[embearass]

Ah, is your friend having a bit of a crisis?

[swags]

[YEA AND ITS UR FUCKIN FAULT U STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!!!!]

JUST A BIT
OF AN IDENTITY CRISIS
ITS HARD

[thesettingsun]

Welcome to bisexuality, population: you.

[swags]

[o shit it's one of the cute guys he was eyeing up on the front page here...]

im havin a crisis here n u dont even have the decency to pretend this isnt about me?!

[promisedyou]

You do know whenever someone says "asking for a friend" they're talking about themselves, right?

That's a hard question, though. I mean you could also just be a man of culture that likes both women and men.

[swags]

WHAT
NO!!!
it means im asking 4 a friend!!! FOREAL....

man of culture???
huh





do you like men of culture? :)

[floret]

There's not enough information to say much about his sexuality one way or the other.
Did he really start crying, though? Just from the beauty?

[swags]

yup
just started cryin out the nile river rite there
from the beauty
n confusion

[lalliho]

I don't really understand bisexuality but probably that

do you have pictures

[swags]

WHAT IF HE DOESNT WANNA BE BISEXAUL




omfg
ur rite
i made a huge mistake
i should have taken a selfie with that beautiful man....

[justfists]

Did your friend find the answer he was looking for from this?

[swags]

NO bc every1s like UR BI
n im like
ok first of all not about me
second
its not that simple maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[devilsadvocato]

Ah yes. I've had conversations like this with students of mine in the past. It's not unusual to question these things so let your buddy know he's not alone and he doesn't have to rush figuring this out.

A similar thing happened to me when I was thirteen. Turned out I was bi. This stuff is kind of on a grey scale though. It can be tricky.

On the other hand it could be an aesthetic appreciation thing? Kind of like hero worship?

Did he just think this dude was a good looking guy like he wants to congratulate him on his face? Or did he think that he was a really REALLY good looking guy like "I would like to kiss his face?"

[swags]

13?????????? omfg can it happen later in life??????????
like
say
18.........

dude
he DEF wanted to mack on this angel of a man
who WOULDNT

[parodeity]

could just be an aesthetic appreciation in a non gay way sure
if he wants to do anything about the guy being that beautiful its more maybe bisexual
but otherwise it isnt like guys cant acknowledge when other guys are hot
probably

[swags]

theres no way ANY1 would b able to NOT want to kiss this man
hes that gorgeous

[odasaku]

There's nothing wrong with being bisexual.

Or being straight and thinking a man is attractive.

[swags]

BUT WHICH 1 IS IT?!?!?!?!

[bitemefightme]

Why wouldn't you want to be gay?

[Just... throwing that out there. No, he's not playing this "friend" bullshit. Even he knows it's obvious.]

[swags]

MY MOMS CATHOLCIA!!!!!!

[sunnymerc]

boys are so weird

[swags]

THIS BOY IS HAVIN A CRISIS!!!!

[blessmefather]

Let me guess. Most of the replies you received were people telling you you're bisexual and now you're sweating because a part of you knows that they are right but another part of you dislikes this surprise. You thought you knew yourself. You might also have worries about how the people you love will perceive you if you embrace this part of yourself. If you have people in your life who are particularly old fashioned or religious or if you are it is that much more difficult.

How am I doing so far?

[swags]

...

...

...

...

ARE YOU A PSYCHICH?!?!?!?!?!

[beneathmoonlight]

Um

I don’t think it’s all that simple.

[swags]

sum ppl here seem to think so!!! and idk who to believeeeeeeeeeeee
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
this sux

[sotenbori]

so what did this guy look like

[ since everyone already hit the u can be bi my guy point ]

[swags]

he was tall
like
a GREEK GOD or smth
built like a brickhouse u kno???
super buff but not TOO buff
and whenever he smiled it was like
angels started singin 4 real

[ladytakamaki]

I feel like everyone answered the question for you.
Are you okay Lance...

[swags]

im ok now that ur here
ur so sweet 2 b concerned about lil ol me~

[deathboss]

Congrats on being bisexual bro. I promise it won't hurt your street cred.

Sometimes booty so fine it don't matter whose backside it belongs to 👌👌👌

[swags]

IM YELLIN BC THATS TRU AND IDK HOW 2 HANDLE IT!!!!!!

[insantafe]

Is there something wrong with liking both girls and guys?

[swags]

IDK ASK MY CATHOLIC PRIEST AND MY CATHOLIC FAMILY AND IDK JESUS GOD N MARY

[yakan]

youre just bi
its great it means the whole world is available if they want to be

*your friend

[swags]

i mean
i guess ur rite....................
but like...................
idk i feel like this makes dating HARDER than EASIER AHH