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[swags]

ok so asking for a friend
got a buddy whos way too shy to ask himself so
imma do him a solid and ask for him 😏
so like
my buddy loves the ladies n who can blame him kno what im sayin?/ 😍😍😍
but like
he saw a man so beautiful 1 day
he started crying
like this man was sculpted by god himself
he was probably actually an angel
😭
is he gay/?
or jus like
an appreciator of a good lookin guy in a non gay way?/? 🤔

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[refate]

bisexuality is real and alive, my guy.

[swags]

how would i even kno if im that???

[swags]

uh my buddy
i meant my buddy

[pronounces]

..........is this supposed to be serious?

[swags]

YOU WOULD CRY 2 IF U SAW HIM PRBLY
I NEARLY DIED

[swags]

I MEAN MY BUDDY NEARLY DIED!!!!!!

[refate]

[refate]

objectively speaking, if "your friend" wants to maybe kiss the man so beautiful he cried, then, yeah.
probably at least a little bi.
there's nothing wrong with being attracted to both guys and girls, anyways.
that just means the dating pool is bigger.

[tuffguy]

well there's nothing wrong with liking both guys and girls
you know?
but do you want my advice here bro?

[embearass]

Ah, is your friend having a bit of a crisis?

[swags]

well i mean
just cuz u kiss a cat doesnt mean ur a furry
SO HOW DO U KNO

[swags]

YEA but it like GOES AGAINST EVERYTHIN I KNEW ABOUT MYSELF

[refate]

jesus christ.
is your friend repulsed by the idea of kissing a guy, or maybe doing more with one?

[swags]

[YEA AND ITS UR FUCKIN FAULT U STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!!!!]

JUST A BIT
OF AN IDENTITY CRISIS
ITS HARD

[swags]

WHO in their right mind would b repulsed by that man
i nearly died
he nearly died
SCREW IT ITS ME I NEARLY DIED 👻

[pronounces]

[ he's going to play along...why are his students and residents like this ]

i'm sorry about your buddy.
there's nothing wrong with appreciating the aesthetic of someone.
not that there's anything wrong with liking anybody the same as you, either.
you can tell your um
"friend" that.

[swags]

but how do u kno the difference
what if his mom thinks its weird
what if this changes everythin!!! 😱

[refate]

i figured. you're not exactly subtle.
look at the network, just from recent posts and comments and shit.
tell me if there's any guys you dig. don't have to name names, just give me a number.
they don't have to compare to ~*the beautiful man*~ either.
but just, yknow. the ones you would maybe be down for making out with.

[pronounces]

it's 2018, his mom won't think it's weird.
she loves you!
i mean
him.

and i don't really know...? i'm not interested in kissing girls, really, so.
i just never have been.
but i still think girls are pretty.

[swags]

dude theres like 4 just on the front page
wtf
have i always been like this
or r the dudes here just top tier?????

[swags]

SHE MIGHT THINK ITS WEIRD!!!!! SHES CATHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HELP ME

[pronounces]

so are my parents, and they were okay with it.

[swags]

rly???
how did u break it to them 😭

[pronounces]

i didn't really tell them until i was in college.
and i've never dated anyone.
but my mom was asking me when i was going to have grandkids... so i just blurted it out!!
it was really embarrassing, and everyone was really surprised but!
my mom eventually just said that
i have five other siblings so someone would figure it out. (*>艸<)

[refate]

chances are you've always been this way, but, hey.
you look like, what, college aged?
and nito is judging you pretty thoroughly.
welcome to college, where bisexuality runs rampant in the streets. we throw parties.