[ hero complex intensifies ]

[hjack69]

aight weve talked about the memollucinations ( im calling them flashbacks bc i never want to type memollucination ever again ) before so w/e about those

now i wanna hear from you folks that had new weird shit happen
im talking physical marks showing up out of nowhere
getting stuff from retrospec
the ability to make gravity your bitch ( or some other weird power thing i guess )

nothings happened to me personally outside of remembering stuff but people are starting to get hurt and im gonna make damn sure it doesnt end up a regular thing
you can share what you remember if you want it might trigger someone elses flashbacks

here i even made a survey

Name: Age: Occupation: Describe the weird crap you've had to deal with:

ya welc

[ This can kind of function like an open post if you like! Threadjacking is cool, etc. ]

Comments

[hjack69]

ok youre not ACTUALLY sickling things right

[alienates]

Hmmmmm.
Define "sickling" things.

[hjack69]

sticking your sickle into things
is there anything else you can do with a sickle

[alienates]

Alright so
Define "things" now.

[hjack69]

whats the last object of ANY kind you sickled

[ KARKAT........ ]

[alienates]

The bushes outside of my apartment building now look like they're flipping off pedestrians.
It's pretty hilarious and it took me a while to perfect it'd be recognizable so I'm pretty proud.

[hjack69]

ok i can completely support sickling things if its funny
if something weird happens again and suddenly theres zombies
( which is entirely possible now that i think about it and thats horrifying )
youve got the edge huh

pun unintended but you know what ill own it

[alienates]

That may depend entirely on the type of zombie it is.
I haven't been sickling any moving targets so I'm not sure how effective I'd be.
However, if the zombies are slow as balls, then I'd be more confident.

[hjack69]

ok but how fast can you sickle things
bc what if its walking dead slow zombies but theres A LOT of them
i mean if its dawn of the dead running zombies were screwed no matter what but we might have a chance w the slow ones if we dont get swamped

[alienates]

I am pretty sure I could take a couple of them down as long as there aren't too many.
If you ask me the same question in a few weeks after I get a lot more practice in then we may have a good shot at surviving this apocalypse but I would recommend you also pick up a weapon.
Preferably something more long range?
I guess we need a gun, but the sound of them firing would probably attract attention and finding bullets would be a bitch.

[hjack69]

nah see all you gotta do is make a water bottle silencer
theyre one-shotters but theres a crapass ton of water bottles everywhere so idk i guess the best gun to have would be a sniper rifle
finding bullets would be a pain in the ass but bullets arent that hard to MAKE really
quality would be ass but if you cast them right theyd work

so basically im good

[alienates]

Sooooooooo
Is there a particular reason you know all of this information?

[hjack69]

nnnnnnot any that id be willing to share in public
i used to run with a bad crowd when i was your age basically
like " we have our own bars " bad

[alienates]

Alright I got it you had a bar and also knew how to silence guns.
I am not going to ask any questions.
... Ok I may ask some questions but not in a public setting.

[hjack69]

i also know how to make prison hooch so strong itll make you blind for fifteen minutes
the 80s were a hell of a time kiddo

[alienates]

I didn't think you were going to raise more questions, but here they are, just goddamn popping out of the ground like overeager carrots.
What the fuck is prison hooch?

[hjack69]

now THIS i can tell you bc ill cut out the parts where you could actually make it
kinda like when they show you how to cook meth on tv?

[ no he won't. ]

i know the joke abt prison is toilet wine but thats not how my friends did it
see what you do is you get one of those big waterproof sack things they bring crap into the prison with and in this sack you mash up whatever flavor fruit of like 800 proof alcohol you want and let it ferment
then you strain it all through a sock
then you wait more
then you strain it

theres a lot of straining involved
eventually you get your product and if you use potatoes itll be so strong youll go blind for a few minutes
its like shooting up w frickin everclear

also dont do this drugs and prison hooch are bad

[alienates]

First of all, all of that sounds disgusting?
I am sure the options in prison are pretty limited though so I will forgive that.
They're clean socks though right? Just tell me that they are clean.
Also how long are you supposed to let it ferment?

[hjack69]

i mean when youre stuck in a box with a whole lotta people that know how to kill other people really well you work with what ya got
hopefully theyre clean?? jesus christ i hope so
and it takes a period of time that i will not publicly specify in order to cover my ass should any of you dumbshits reading actually try this
but yeah
fermentation process and all

[ so if you really want to know, google it. ]

never went to prison but im tellin you i wasnt always this educated and badass
or particularly literate

[alienates]

[ he is googling it?? prison hooch sounds disgusting but the fact that jack refuses to tell karkat the exact process makes him want to know the exact process. ]

To give you the benefit of the doubt most people do not pop out of the birth hole educated, badass, or particular literate.
Although now I am wondering why you are drinking prison hooch when you are not in prison.

[hjack69]

hey I dont drink prison hooch ive actually got the money for decent shit im just describing the super cool process somebody figured out all on their own
thats kind of awesome
this is only step one of the "i made poor decisions in my youth " package
step two is making shanks out of newspaper
step three: meth

im joking btw i wont teach you how to make meth

[alienates]

I will cross out trying out meth from my list of extremely dumb shit to try out.
You sure have talked me out of that one.
Anyway so does this mean you're going to teach me how to make a shank out of a newspaper?

[hjack69]

i thought sickles transcended all levels of awesome and bladed weaponry

[alienates]

Well they do.
Sickles > literally goddamn everything.
But knowing how to make one of those seems like a pretty useful life skill to have and I will not say no to the opportunity of broadening my horizons.

[hjack69]

absolutely not i am a responsible adult and a functioning member of society and i would NEVER hand over such clandestine information

i mean that would be bad