TEXT ♞ INSERT KAGOME SONG

[optimistical]

I just got a crane in the mail and it won't stop following me around.

I don't know if I should just "release" into the woods so does anyone know if the zoo takes donations? Because I really can't take home a crane.

It won't stop pecking me if I tried picking him up anyway...

( ooc: here is the accompanying log! )

Comments

[yakan]

maybe theres a spell hes expecting you to know
so he can become human again

[optimistical]

He has the wrong guy then because I don't know any kind of magic spells at all.

[ ... maybe a "the princess and the frog" scenario instead? ]

[yakan]

one day you will learn them and ~sparkle~ like they do in the manga
magical girl style

[optimistical]

Can I decline? Because I think I'll pass on the magical girl life. That's a little too exciting for me.

[yakan]

it wouldnt be weird for a young guy
unless youre super bulky then it would look a little odd but bulky guys can look great in womens clothing too its all about matching and all that
nothing wrong with some random magical girling once in a while

[optimistical]

I can list at least five things wrong with random magical girling once in a while!

[yakan]

okay!!!

[optimistical]

1. I'm a boy.
2. I don't have time.
3. It's dangerous.
4. I wouldn't be good at it.
5. My life is hectic enough without having to suddenly fight off monsters or bad guys.

[yakan]

the first one doesnt matter its not important
and you can train and its dangerous walking down a road

[optimistical]

I don't think danger and I mix very well.

I'd honestly prefer just a very peaceful and simple life. It's boring but it works best for me.

[yakan]

are you bad at it???

but boring is so boring

[ Not that a danger-free life is bad. ]

[optimistical]

Do you mean being bad at dealing with danger?

[yakan]

yeah

[optimistical]

Then yeah, I'm really bad at dealing with danger.

I can barely deal with just living normally.

[yakan]

i guess magical girling might lead to a disaster then

or might help you to handle things more easily

[optimistical]

You really want me to say yes to this magical girl thing, don't you?

[yakan]

oh yeah totally it would be hilarious

[optimistical]

Why don't you become a magical girl instead?

[yakan]

because im past 40
id be a magical woman instead