[insert whiny sounds here] BACKDATED TO MARCH 5TH

[loudmouths]

so like

i've never really sustained any sort of major medical issue before... like the average little kid stuff when i was growing up and i used to get into some scraps in highschool, but never anything like this

what i'm saying is that i can't stand being in bed like this. i'm not really supposed to move much and the only reason they let me go home is because i complained enough

(i also may have used yosuke as a scapegoat, sorry bro)

what are you supposed to do??? just lay here? i can't stand it. i need to MOVE

so yeah. basically this is an open casting call for anyone to play the role of my entertainment/bedside nurse/understanding and compassionate friend for the foreseeable future because who knows if i'm gonna survive this

i might die

you never know

compensation is the following: one (1) completion of a Good Deed and thereby increasing your chances of sustaining favorable karma in this life and the next, the satisfaction of making a handsome guy smile, possibly some form of repayment or debt owed for the trouble, and my everlasting gratitude.

if this sounds at all interesting, please don't hesitate to let me know

i'm so bored

save a life today

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

yeah it's cool
i'll entertain you one way or the other right

hahaha no ok i promise i definitely won't die and you won't need an ambulance if that helps

[loudmouths]

well i mean

if you're sure i guess it's fine

but if you fuck it up i'm gonna be mad!!

[thebeastwithout]

whooooo
it'll be awesome i promise
like
at least 60% chance

[that's not very high...]

ok tell me what building and window you're at

((heading to bed!))

sorry for the delay!

[loudmouths]

60%... i guess that's better than nothin

[ this risk... ]

but anyway it's [ address here?! ]

try not to make too much of a scene...

[thebeastwithout]

you got it

[this is probably a bad decision
there's like
a good chance this is a bad decision
but he's laid up in bed anyway right so what has he got to lose

does keigo look out the window at all in the next twenty minutes]

[loudmouths]

[ it's probably the worst decision made since... keigo first agreed to the mission in the first place BUT HEY WHO'S COUNTING RIGHT.

so yeah, he does sort of peer out the window, since... well, there's not much else he can do. though, from where he's at, it's not like he could see the side of the building... ]

[thebeastwithout]

[...After some time, he'll be treated to the sight of an enormous and super gross lizard's foot smacking against the side of his window with a wet, suction-y side.

...This is followed by a kid sweating and hauling himself up to the window ledge.]