backdated 3/7

[livingimpaired]

My eBay account got suspended.

I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.

It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.

Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.

Comments

[livingimpaired]

Yes.
Do you want one?

[beneathmoonlight]

No!!!

Haven’t you seen any horror movies??

It would kill me or something!

[livingimpaired]

Maybe?
It is a doll.
Just kick it over when it comes for your life.

[beneathmoonlight]

But I’m

Afraid of that stuff

It’s fascinating, and I love horror stuff but

I’m kind of a scaredy cat about ghosts

[livingimpaired]

That is a surprise.
Why?

[beneathmoonlight]

Um

Because

You can’t punch a ghost

[livingimpaired]

But it's in a doll.
So you can punch a doll.
So long as it is in a doll, don't feel any fear.
Just tear the limbs of it off.
Haha.

[beneathmoonlight]

But then it’ll just fly into something else!

Like a blender!

[livingimpaired]

A blender would be difficult.
Would it be powered by the ghost?

[beneathmoonlight]

Yes! With spiritual energy!

Maybe if we busted it with a baseball bat...

[livingimpaired]

That might work.
But then it would float into something else, wouldn't it?
The issue is the spirit itself.
Just keep it in the doll.
Kick the doll over.
I don't know what bound it to the doll, but if it is bound to a doll, it shouldn't just hop around to other objects easily.
That seems a little silly.
Why choose being a doll, then?

[beneathmoonlight]

I’m not an expert or anything, I’m just guessing!

Could you exorcise it, Shigaraki-san?

[1/?]

[livingimpaired]

A priest might be

[livingimpaired]

Oh.

[livingimpaired]

Well. I was a priest in my past life.

[4/4]

[livingimpaired]

So, maybe.

[beneathmoonlight]

Really?

I was just guessing because you read all those religious texts but

I guess that explains why

[livingimpaired]

Yes, I'm not too pleased about it, but that is fine.

But you guess that explains why? Why you believe I could exorcise a spirit?

[beneathmoonlight]

That, and why you’re drawn to religious texts.

I bet you really could exorcise it, then!

That makes it a bit less terrifying.

[livingimpaired]

I really give you that much comfort?

[beneathmoonlight]

Yes.

Is that a bad thing?

[livingimpaired]

Why do you think it is "bad?"

[beneathmoonlight]

I don’t.

You just asked like you couldn’t really believe my answer.

[1/3]

[livingimpaired]

No.

I definitely believe you.

[livingimpaired]

[ Guess who regained a memory just now? Excuse the sudden long pause. ]