backdated 3/7

[livingimpaired]

My eBay account got suspended.

I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.

It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.

Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

you think that would have already happened if these areas are as haunted as they are

could see some ghosts though

[livingimpaired]

I can't say I know how to exorcise ghosts, but I do know that you can destroy the body and they'll probably just leave.
I also would just leave the area if someone destroyed my body.
Since I would consider it rude.
Also I would be dead.

[ohrlyeh]

well at least you'd be a ghost and you could haunt anyone and everyone as much as you want

there's a certain kind of freedom in that i think

[livingimpaired]

Would you mind me haunting you, Howard?

[ohrlyeh]

sure

i wouldn't feel lonely

i'd try to take you places though i'm sure you could go places i couldn't

would you try to possess me?

[livingimpaired]

You want me to attempt to unlock the cages at the zoo, don't you?

And no.
That would also be rude.

[ohrlyeh]

haha there's an idea. sure. why not,

well it's not like i use my body very much for anything anyways. i just sleep a lot. i don't think i would mind it myself. being possessed, i mean

[livingimpaired]

It would be the perfect crime.

Really?
Then, I'll humor the idea.
You could remain sleeping and I could do whatever ghosts do in possessed bodies.

[ohrlyeh]

you can't arrest someone if they're dead.

in movies, possessed people tend to get up to no good. so i guess you would, i don't know, write ominous messages on my wall or something. scare people. turn my head around 180 degrees and ignore the fact that i have a skeleton

its all up to you really

[livingimpaired]

That is in the law book somewhere.

Ah.
Though, I don't think that is right to write messages on your wall.
That would take a lot of money to fix up later.
If I'm inhabiting your body freely, it seems like I shouldn't add to your stress when you wake up.

[ohrlyeh]

oh for sure

that's very nice of you.

you'd make for a very polite ghost, kei.

[livingimpaired]

Hear that lawyers.
It's somewhere in a book.

Thank you.

Only with you, Howard.

[ohrlyeh]

you're the only ghost i'd let possess me, kei

but seriously, please don't die

[livingimpaired]

Very kind.
You're the only body I would wish to possess.

And it certainly is not what I want to do.
Haha.

[ohrlyeh]

you're the type of person i couldn't see dying easily

but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be careful, demons, ghosts or not

[livingimpaired]

Are you worried?

[ohrlyeh]

i just don't want you to get hurt

[livingimpaired]

Oh.

Well. Thank you.

[ohrlyeh]

no need to thank me

you're my friend after all

[1/2]

[livingimpaired]

That's true.

[livingimpaired]

But I wouldn't want you hurt, either.
So, if it came down to it, please sacrifice my life to the underworld and live.

[ohrlyeh]

why would i sacrifice you

you don't deserve that. i wouldn't do something as terrible as that for my own sake

[livingimpaired]

To live.
I'll possess you later.
It'll be fine.

[ohrlyeh]

what if you didn't come back though

like what if there was no guarantee. i couldn't do that

[livingimpaired]

I guess we die together, then.

Rip.