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[sotenbori]

retrospec's got no sense of respect. I got all these employees who keep forgetting who the fuck they are. some of them got lucky and remembered but then others are like the hell is that app, boss? look - the inconsistency is a real kick in the dick. I don't mind employing people who don't know anything about all of this nonsense, but i at least like to know what to expect. not just like russian roulette on coming to work and hoping everyones still got all their memories in tact.

its bad enough that I gotta keep paying taxes and shit though Im gonna be real that feels like some kinda karmatic retribution for inventing sales tax.
(i may have ruined the 1980s japanese economy?? sorry japan)

anyway the point is -- and there is a point -- i used to have a really great manager but shes busy with school and having a future and not worrying about giant ass monsters and weird memory trauma so i need someone else. or maybe like a night manager and a day manager that might be better. for those of you who dont know, i own club sunshine. its a host/hostess/please someone invent a gender neutral term for this club but my old day manager basically helped me with errands and buying/inventory bullshit not really actual host stuff

youll get to work with a bunch of good kids and im flexible with hours and also understand when suddenly the world is breaking in half because why wouldnt it do that
also theres booze
for after hours dont do drugs stay in school

oh and if its your life long dream with chat up people for good money or something you can also apply to do that
it is $$$ and ill punch anyone who looks at you funny

okay thats it please send me your resumes or something

Comments

[sotenbori]

shit i dont care about your fingerprints
just work experience is fine im not the cops

[compendiem]

Okay. You really, honestly don't care about that stuff?

[sotenbori]

why, did you murder someone in this life?

[compendiem]

[ Minato is immediately this close to not responding at all. How to phrase this so he doesn't implicate himself and ruin his chances before he even starts... ]

No.

[ Not a lie. But the guilt makes it feel like one, coupled with the number of minutes he needed to decide what to write back. ]

[sotenbori]

dont matter anyway
even murderers gotta work eventually, right?

[compendiem]

Right. Your policy makes a good safeguard anyways.

[sotenbori]

damn straight
i know what im doing

[compendiem]

Send me a list of your policies. I'll send you my resume.

> private;

[sotenbori]

dunno if you got something bad hanging over your head but
i know a thing or two about bad shit ok

private

[compendiem]

If I'm just doing background work, it's nothing that will get in the way of business. I won't bring trouble. Promise.

[sotenbori]

what about you tho? you gonna be okay?

[compendiem]

Yeah. Legally, everything has been worked out.

[sotenbori]

legally's not always the thing that matters

[compendiem]

Maybe not the only thing, but it does still matter. All that other stuff is personal. I won't bring that baggage to my professional life.

[sotenbori]

just take care of yourself

[compendiem]

As best I can. I know.

[sotenbori]

then ill be expecting that resume

[compendiem]

I'll get it to you as soon as I can get recs. Maybe a week or two before those are sent your way.

[sotenbori]

dont worry about that

[compendiem]

A resume is just addresses and dates, without a second opinion from recommendation letters. That's how you screen people and choose who to interview.

[sotenbori]

i know what a damn resume is kid

[compendiem]

So you'll be taking my resume. With recs.

[sotenbori]

yeah but i dont need the recommendations
thats what i meant
i can call people if i want more information its fine

[compendiem]

It's the same thing, then. You'll be calling my workplaces.

[sotenbori]

sure if i decide to
let me make the decisions, okay?