gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[hjack69]

you ATE the orange??

[tearable]

[ SHE WENT OUT FOR MILK AND - ]

GET THOSE OFF OF THE COUNTER, JADE. We don't know what those are! STOP EATING THEM! @BIGBYWOLF

Where is your father?!

[rhapsodeity]

i just licked it!

[rhapsodeity]

how else was i going to get a video of them :(
i am not eating them i had to lick the flesh to make sure it was a fruit!

[hjack69]

you took his skin off and licked it like a frickin serial killer!!
i mean i might be tripping serious balls right now and imagining all of this but if it has a FACE what if it has FEELINGS

[tearable]

Put those thing back where they came from or so HELP me Jade!

[clear_eyes]

You ate one.

[rhapsodeity]

i think if it had feelings it would have probably reacted when i peeled and licked it!
i do not believe it is sentient at alll
rather, this appears to be some kind of mutation....
well i am not an expert in botany but thats just what i am thinking right now!

[rhapsodeity]

jeez!!!!! ok ok they are in the box that they came in
which was addressed to me
from retrospec
it doesnt matter how many times i say it, it is still fucking weird!!!!!

[rhapsodeity]

no i did not!
licking isnt the same as eating!!!!!!!

[hjack69]

ok thats
better
but uh im not exactly a master of genetic mutations or anything but how are they dancing??
do they have muscles???
i am so not drunk enough to deal w all this crap going on im gonna need a vodka iv at this point

[constellates]

they are dancing?
they look happy to see you
were they still happy when they got peeled?

[that just seems cruel]

[clear_eyes]

Oh thank goodness. I was worried for a moment.

Are you okay though? No weird side effects?

[rhapsodeity]

i am wondering the exact same thing, mr dawes!
they just feel like fruit
if you pick up an orange right now, that is what this feels like, but it is....
obviously different in appearance
so perhaps it is only something affecting the skin, since beneath it is the membrane as you would expect it
you know, this is actually pretty interesting :o

[rhapsodeity]

yes as i was removing the skin it was still bouncing and smiling
it............did not feel very good to do that :(

[constellates]

maybe do not do that again
:(

[rhapsodeity]

at some point i may attempt to eat it but for right now i think a lick is all i can manage
food looking back at me is a...newer experience for me :/

none at all
it was exactly like tasting an orange
its only on the peel i think buuuuuut
i dont think i want to check that right now

[rhapsodeity]

i think at some point im going to have to

[tearable]

LANGUAGE.
Don't open packages like that again, especially not when you're home alone.

[hjack69]

yeah i mean if anybody outside of the retrospec crew gave literally a single shit about anything that happens w us this would be like
revolutionary
we could turn ALL our fruit into happy dancing versions and cure depression

ok no thats stupid i cant believe i typed that
look every single day is some weird bs for me these days
im not even super shocked by dancing happy fruit tbh

[rhapsodeity]

i already put a dollar in the swear jar
i get why you are saying that but....
i think that i should be able to decide if i want to open something or not

[alienates]

As everyone has pointed out the fact that the whole skinning a smiling, bouncing orange alive to taste is is bordering on a few levels of psychotic, I am going to ignore that completely.

[rhapsodeity]

i wonder if you can get different faces on them, actually
what kind of genes caused this???
haha this is all so creepy in a strange way but it is so fascinating scientifically speaking!

i think most things we type these days look stupid to anyone not in our sphere of weirdness so i wouldnt worry about it, sir!
when i was drawing horses for people during founders day, i got the strangest looks
honestly...
i think this is the point where a lot of us are starting to feel really crazy
"weird bs" or not, we should take what we can and if thats a silly sounding hoping for curing depression then i guess that is what we will take :)

...
the fruit are still creepy :(

[rhapsodeity]

that was not very helpful at all
what are you looking to point out, then???

[alienates]

[ oh right he was supposed to have a point or something ]

You said that you got it from a Retrospec package?
I got something too.
Not, you know, fucking bouncing fruit but
Alright why the fuck is am sending people BOUNCING AND SMILING FRUIT??