gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[hjack69]

you ATE the orange??

[rhapsodeity]

i just licked it!

[tearable]

[ SHE WENT OUT FOR MILK AND - ]

GET THOSE OFF OF THE COUNTER, JADE. We don't know what those are! STOP EATING THEM! @BIGBYWOLF

Where is your father?!

[rhapsodeity]

how else was i going to get a video of them :(
i am not eating them i had to lick the flesh to make sure it was a fruit!

[clear_eyes]

You ate one.

[rhapsodeity]

no i did not!
licking isnt the same as eating!!!!!!!

[constellates]

they are dancing?
they look happy to see you
were they still happy when they got peeled?

[that just seems cruel]

[rhapsodeity]

yes as i was removing the skin it was still bouncing and smiling
it............did not feel very good to do that :(

[alienates]

As everyone has pointed out the fact that the whole skinning a smiling, bouncing orange alive to taste is is bordering on a few levels of psychotic, I am going to ignore that completely.

[rhapsodeity]

that was not very helpful at all
what are you looking to point out, then???

[redarm]

you ate the guys from veggie tales??
what the fuck is wrong with you???

[rhapsodeity]

wow that was unnecessarily nasty to say!
i did not eat them, i peeled the orange enough to taste the flesh to confirm it was an orange


also i love veggie tales

[true_noir]

Others have spoken about the eating of smiling, dancing fruit, so I will attempt what should be considered the most obvious.

This is not a trick, and you are not pulling our legs with the fanciful editing, yes? If you were, I would forgive it, considering the chocobos. We could use the laugh, but right now I cannot take anything for granted.

this got stacked with a tag i had done earlier and i missed it, im sorry :C

[rhapsodeity]

it wasnt eating!!!!!!!!!!
tasting!
it was tasting!!!!!!!
argh!

i dont know how to do any of that so no i am not pulling any legs
i have no reason to do that either it would be a waste of my time and your time
i am seriously holding dancing and smiling fruit :(

[appraiser]

what would you do with dancing fruit if you could replicate it?

[rhapsodeity]

i am not sure!
but maybe it could help us out in understanding other genetic sciences
knowing where they came from, how they came about, all those incredible things, i think it would help rather than hurt

[voideity]

dont eat them omg

[rhapsodeity]

i didnt eat them!!!!!!!!!
i licked the orange

[parodeity]

i know everyone is saying dont eat one
but i kinda wanna eat one

butts in like a butt

[voideity]

davenport leanne strider the third dont you dare eat a fruit w a face

[legne]

For all you know, those fruits could have been brought to life via the darkest of arts and you have willingly licked the rind from their sugary bodies! What if they are toxic? You do not wish to depart for the shadows yet, I take it??

[rhapsodeity]

ummmmmmmm
i have no idea what the shadows are?
are you talking about magic?

[truedetective]

That.

Is far more disturbing than one might think.

[rhapsodeity]

yes it is!!!!!!
opening the box was a real surprise!

[puffing]

I don't even know what to say.
Tell your mom I'm not coming home tonight.
You guys sort this shit out on your own.

[ maybe sort of kind of buttmad that Liz has a huge fucking mark on her back and hasn't told him until today. but Jade probably doesn't know that either. she'll probably just assume Bigby is fed up with surprises after the car accident. or just joking. who even knows with him at this point. he's probably gone insane. ]

[rhapsodeity]

um
dad.... :(
are you mad at us?

[ DID JADE DO SOMETHING WRONG??? she's so baffled by this, wtf ]

[strongestheart]

I

I would have been afraid to taste it...!

[rhapsodeity]

i wasnt excited to do so.....
well... it felt necessary to see if they were fruit or not

[estrays]

Jade.. sweetie.. I have a lot of questions.
First, can they talk?

[rhapsodeity]

hi, dolly!
no they cannot

[catsudon]

wait so the lemon and apple came half gouged out already
and instead of test either of them
you went for the ORANGE first

[rhapsodeity]

well duh, yuri!!!!!!!!!!
orange is my favorite fruit :D
mandarin oranges are delicious!

[furtherforward]

now that you've received creepy jiggling fruit in the mail from Retrospec, are you just going to leave them on your counter until they rot? what are you going to do with them?? inquiring minds etc

[rhapsodeity]

well for one i am going to harvest the seeds inside!
by doing that i will be able to plant them and potential grow more of these to study
i do want to know what their shelf life is versus a normal faceless and non dancing fruit is though
i am also curious to see if i can locate whatever it is that is causing it to move like this!
its a lot so i will probably have to prioritize though :(

[fashionable_yapping]

What the fuck. What's going on around here. The horse thing and the secret video thing and now this. Burn those things.

[She'd dismissed the guy who claimed to be stuck on the ceiling as a trick of some kind. The suddenly Russian speaking person sounds fishy, too. But this's something she can see with her own eyes.]

[rhapsodeity]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going to study them

[chiseler]

...I need to stop checking the network. I keep looking hoping things have gone back to normal and instead there's smiling and dancing fruit. wtf

[rhapsodeity]

i think if we still have the network then things are still weird no matter how many smiling and dancing fruit there are around, luke

[fancisco]

im sorry what?
you ate the dancing orange?
are you joking?

[rhapsodeity]

oh my god!!!!!!!!!
im getting a little tired of telling people this so im not mad at you but i really didnt eat it :(
i just licked the flesh

[ THATS STILL REALLY DISTURBING, JADE ]

[5kotai]

they're really cute! i wonder what makes them move though if they're actually edible. if you can't eat them (everyone is saying not to, which is good!) what are you going to do with them?

[rhapsodeity]

im pretty sure theyre really edible because i tasted one and nothing happened to me?
im going to try and grow some more i think....that will be the main part :o

[heiroglyphs]

so let me get this straight
you saw a piece of food
with a face
that is dancing
and said
"yeah, I'm gonna put that in my mouth"

are you insane???

[rhapsodeity]

uhhhhhhhhhh
no?

do you maybe want to reword this response

[ THAT WAS UNNECESSARILY RUDE ]

[me_matey]

i wouldnt touch a smiling dancing orange

much less peel it

or taste it

weirdo

[rhapsodeity]

do you have anything else to add or do you just want to insult me like everyone else has already

[scarlet_devil]

Maybe it's just me, but licking creepy mutant fruit sounds like an ASTONISHINGLY bad idea. What if it was toxic?

[rhapsodeity]

do you maybe have anything else to say to me??

[ SHE IS GIVING YOU A CHANCE BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE RUDE AND JUST GET MAD this is like the 40th comment insulting her for being dumb. jade pls ]

[complementing]

so...are you keeping them?

[rhapsodeity]

well yes!
they are mine so i dont know what else to do with them aside from keep them :o