gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[redarm]

you ate the guys from veggie tales??
what the fuck is wrong with you???

[rhapsodeity]

wow that was unnecessarily nasty to say!
i did not eat them, i peeled the orange enough to taste the flesh to confirm it was an orange


also i love veggie tales

[redarm]

that description doesnt help it be less creepy!
are they okay??

[rhapsodeity]

thats just what you do with a normal orange :(
yes, they are ok!! they are just the same as fruit
they arent sentient! i am fairly positive they are ok!
do you want to see??

[redarm]

normal oranges dont smile and dance.
yes id like to see!

[rhapsodeity]

well yes but these are the same a regular fruit, they only have a difference in appearance
ok well!

[ hey, here's a video of jade peeling a little more of the orange? uh. sorry. for the orange's part, it does not seem bothered at all and continues on its merry dancing way, the smile never faltering. WELL. ]

[redarm]

[a long pause]


ok.
thats just fucking creepy.

[rhapsodeity]

:(
thats just what they look like dont hold it against them!

[redarm]

i cant help it!
this is the freakiest thing ive seen all week.
which considering the week ive had.
that says a LOT.

[rhapsodeity]

really????
have you also gotten a package in the mail from retrospec?
it sounds like there are a lot of us

[redarm]

no i havent
but my classmates hair turned silver and her first language suddenly became russian
even though i know it was english before.
and another kid at school got super strength.
and then theres all those videos
and the reporters
so
weird week.
but this is the weirdest thing yet.

[rhapsodeity]

oh thats my friend anya
so then we are schoolmates, i think!
im jade wolf, hello :D

im sorry you have had a difficult week
but to be honest i would take the weird fruit over the reporters lol

[redarm]

uh.
hi?
im noah.

[in other words, that surly transfer student that she may or may not have seen around school.]

i dont know what id take. its all weird.

[rhapsodeity]

[ jade tends to just say hi to everyone, ever, it's how she rolls. it's possible noah might recognize her but... this is over the network so uh. ]

it might be all weird but some weirds are a little less ummmmmm
of a pain in the ass!

[redarm]

unless they start singing their fruity hearts out.

[rhapsodeity]

thats not a pain in the ass either heheheh!!!!
its just pretty silly and an inconvenience!

[redarm]

even if they sing all night long?

[rhapsodeity]

better than some of the things people were saying i think

[redarm]

what were they saying?

[rhapsodeity]

lol if i didnt like it then why would i repeat it???

[redarm]

tch, whatever then.

[hjack69]

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