gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[puffing]

I don't even know what to say.
Tell your mom I'm not coming home tonight.
You guys sort this shit out on your own.

[ maybe sort of kind of buttmad that Liz has a huge fucking mark on her back and hasn't told him until today. but Jade probably doesn't know that either. she'll probably just assume Bigby is fed up with surprises after the car accident. or just joking. who even knows with him at this point. he's probably gone insane. ]

[rhapsodeity]

um
dad.... :(
are you mad at us?

[ DID JADE DO SOMETHING WRONG??? she's so baffled by this, wtf ]

[puffing]

I'm not mad at you.

[ notice the keyword being "you", here. ]

I'm just not going to deal with dancing fruit while on meds.
You and your mom are the scientists, so. Figure it out.
I have faith in you.

[rhapsodeity]

i put them back :(
ill keep them in the box and everything :(

[puffing]

Stop it.
You're not allowed to use frowning faces at me.
That's cheating and you know that.

[rhapsodeity]

:( :( :(
:( :(
i am making that actual face right now you know!!!!!!!!!
i am a dirty cheater and ill take it
if its my fault then i can fix it

[puffing]

>:[
I can do it right back.
This is the actual face I'M making right now.
My face is more stern and authoritative, so you'll listen to me.

[rhapsodeity]

whateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever!!!!!
grumpypants!
i guess i cant stop you but....
are you going to be ok?

[puffing]

My pants are probably the most non-grumpy things about me right now, honey.
But I get the point you're trying to drive home.
Sort of.
Why are you asking if I'll be okay?
You're the one with the abnormal fruit right now.

[rhapsodeity]

yes but something is obviously wrong!
you arent even going to sleep on the couch???
did something happen at work?