gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[catsudon]

suddenly you and Anya being such good friends makes more sense than usual
what i don't get is trusting anything retrospec sends you
what if there's something in those things?
this app we're using Right Now jumps technology and doesn't need power to run
or service but power feels more impressive

though you didn't find any bugs in the fruit did you
like with the little jumping beans?

[rhapsodeity]

:p
its not about trusting it, i think!!!
its like....well all of a sudden i had these fruit but i knew they were mine, they were meant for me, and somehow retrospec had them
and besides, dave probably would have tried to eat the apple first so i had to make sure it was safe

nooooooooo
they just smile and dance
i guess its supposed to be funny?

[catsudon]

like the memory-dream-hallucination stuff
retrospec sure is doing a number on our heads if dancing fruits and physical changes outside of puberty are suddenly going to be normal
i vote they're not normal
why are they becoming normal
jade, why

okay then
what's next?
cows that throw themselves into fires?
rabbits that garrote themselves?

[rhapsodeity]

well the fruit arent normal nor are daves eyes otherwise he wouldnt be hiding them with the shades and i wouldnt be making this post!
so i think we can kind of rest a little easy knowing that these things arent normal

yuri no :( noooo
thats not funny
thats just sad :(
dont say sad things

[catsudon]

normal for retrospec altered lives
i mean it's weird what Other People notice or they dont
like the chocobos
i guess if it's too big the world just takes it on the chin but if it's small everyone gets to go wtf

you know you really shouldn't ask for the impossible
there's no chance i can manage to say only happy things

[rhapsodeity]

i feel like its more likely that we simply remembered horses
maybe this place never had horses, but we remember those in place of the chocobos
which raises the question of why we are the ones who remember horses
do you have any theories???

hmmmmm
you know i dont think youre as much of a sourpuss as you think you are!
of course you are a pretty big baby about some things but :p
thats part of who you are
but anyway i dont think its impossible so much as you just dont want to

[catsudon]

you know that doesn't make any more or less sense than horses all growing feathers and wings while losing forelegs
and i don't know
why were we pulled into this beta we're all using
mysteries of the universe

wtf im not a big baby
you're just way too relaxed about things that are not relaxing!

( not that she's wrong but he's not Quite Ready to sap at Jade, she's a Unknown still
an unknown dating one of his two bffs
BUT STILL UNKNOWN (yuri what) )

[rhapsodeity]

pretty much anything would explain everything right now
true until proven false, right????
i dont think theres anything like a wrong guess right now!

heheh
well i think that mostly once the shock wears off theyre just funny looking fruit????
so its fine
mostly
i have other things to worry about!

[ at least she has the dave stamp of approval??? theres that!!! shes not a total unknown :'( ]

[catsudon]

the saying is innocent until proven guilty i don't think "true until proven false" works the same way
but you're open minded i give you that

like how to make them into a non moving fruit salad?

( ask dave how long it took for yuri to realise they were friends )

[rhapsodeity]

that is the saying yes but whatever!!
my point is that anything is a potential answer right now
science sounds pretty crazy until you connect all the dots
sort of like how it can be hard to see constellations until you know what youre looking for :)

no thats pretty small in comparison to freaky hallucinomemories, yuri!!!!!! :p

[catsudon]

or because you live in a city and the light pollution makes most of them difficult to see
but w/e okay yes i understand what you mean
just tell me if the fruit salad keeps jumping

okay
or the body alterations, that's right out of horror movies
dave's is sweet but i'm not sure what the limits are going to be

[rhapsodeity]

you can see them pretty well in the woods
i will take you some day! :D
you, anya and dave, we can go hang out on the camping grounds and me and anya can show you the constellations

daves is really sweet!!!!!
his eyes are like rubies, its awesome
although......thats pretty ominous
as long as it doesnt hurt anyone i think we will be ok!

[catsudon]

why do people keep wanting to go to the woods
will there be cabins at these camping grounds

yeah his eyes are lovely??? i guess??? badass for sure i'll leave the other descriptions to you
well
duh
if it doesn't hurt anyone
yes
we will be "ok"

[rhapsodeity]

nope!!!!!!!!!!
i camp there with my mom and dad at least once a month
well dad goes hunting and i just tag along but......
its nice out there and you can see the stars
dave always acts like it would be the death of him to step into the wilderness but i think he would like the peace and quiet
i think you would appreciate it too
we could make smores :o

the scare quotes are noted!
i think day by day is going to have to be how we take it is all
if we worry too much it will drive us all crazy

[ jade says, on a post with bouncing fruit ]

[catsudon]

also re: the boyfriend defense why didn't you try the apple first
why the orange
it couldn't have had that much appeal

[rhapsodeity]

oranges are my favorite fruit so given the choice i went for my favorite
wouldnt you go for your fave???

[catsudon]

not if i was worried my boyfriend/girlfriend/wtfeverfriend was going to be a dumbass and go for their fave first

[rhapsodeity]

but then he would know not to eat it if it hurt me! :o

[catsudon]

i hate to break this to you
but math likes using this example and jade
apples and oranges
they're just not the same thing
an orange might be okay
and for once an apple might ruin your day(ve) you never know
so you try the apple first then toss the rest to him in your weird
jumping smiling dancing fruit devouring date

[rhapsodeity]

did you really make the dayve joke??????
lol
im tasting the apple now then

[ THATS... WHAT JADE GOT OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION YURI SORRY ]

[catsudon]

yes, as all of retrospec users can testify to if pressed
anyway good
... wait is anyone there with you right now JADE YOU'RE NOT ALONE RIGHT

[rhapsodeity]

moms out and dads not home so yes im alone!
its fine though no side effects!
i keep telling you guys its just a normal fruit :p

[catsudon]

yet
no side effects yet
look it took a few days for the app to get weird just be careful?!

[rhapsodeity]

yuri you are worrying yourself a lot
i will be ok
dont worry <3
ill call up grell the moment i feel ill
(which i probably wont :p)

[catsudon]

jade i'm not holding dave's hand if you end up in the hospital is all i'm saying

( lies, he and anya both would )