gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

hue hue

[me_matey]

water under the bridge

as for the other thing well like

i bench a lot, for my size, and im pretty proud of that. 170 most of the time, 200+ on a good day, you know, cuz im stronk

but one day i wake up and im not even straining to do 250. i keep adding weight, and the bar is literally bending, and im still not having trouble.

at this point i think someone is messing with me or replaced my weight set or whatever but i put it on the scale and theyre all legit. and then i accidentally crack one of the plates in half just from grip testing it to make sure it isnt fake.

i broke a steel weight plate in half. snapped it like a paper dinner plate.

[rhapsodeity]

oh
what the fuck!!
you know i believe some guy posted to the network about being too strong or something recently too!
and there are people i know who are suddenly are getting whole new eye colors
i guess maybe these are packages from retrospec in their own right as well :\

[me_matey]

idk, giving an incompetent network credit for me suddenly having super powers feels like too much

but given everything else weird going on idk. its too much.

[rhapsodeity]

it all kind of coincides i think
we all get retrospec and then only we remember horses....
and now people are getting packages from retrospec and their bodies are being altered

weird is a little bit of an understatement!!!!

[me_matey]

i got 000 clue whats up, but i know getting answers from retrospec right now aint getting anywhere for anyone.

its weird as fuck but for the moment, looks like we gotta live with it. and i gotta learn to not accidentally break everything i own.

[rhapsodeity]

oh
have you broken anything so far?

[me_matey]

aside from the aforementioned weight plate, i dented my sink, tore one of my good ropes, and snapped a crowbar in two, but i needed to replace it anyways. it was rusty. i just gotta be careful cleaning my ship up for tourist season

[rhapsodeity]

oh i didnt know you have a ship
that is pretty cool!!!!!!!!
i dont know where i could get a rope but if you need help cleaning well....
im not as strong as you so i suppose i could help out!

[me_matey]

i dunno gurl if u r who i think u r

ur dad is not my biggest fan. dunno if hed let you hang out at my ship at all

[rhapsodeity]

hmmm well my dad is bigby wolf!
hes a detective at the precinct soooooooooo
maybe i would just be there to keep you in check

[ jade lmao that's not at all what would be happening? she just wants to be helpful ]

[me_matey]

well on one hand i dont wanna get u in trouble

on the other hand, its not like im giving u beer or anything so come aboard! im down at the pier, pier 5 specifically, a boat called The Mayship