gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[voideity]

snorts ok thats adorable
why paris?
why not disney

[rhapsodeity]

moms always wanted to go so we are going to take her some day
maybe she has a specific reason for wanting to go but i never heard it from her
and i might not know but i think she still deserves to go some day
@elizabethwolf
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!

[voideity]

omg thats so cute what the fuck
how can you make even saying fuck have an endearing adorableness to it
no wonder dave is in love with you i cant fuckin even
i gotta dollar can i donate it to ur paris swear jar fund?

[rhapsodeity]

i dont think mom would have a problem with it but you gotta follow the rules!
every fuck is worth a dollar so
say fuck roxy :D

[voideity]

jade i said fuck three times in four sentances i technically should owe ur mom 100000 dollas by now
but ok
@elizabethwolf fuck roxy :D










actually without the context your mom is gonna be real confused at why im telling her to fuck me uh

[rhapsodeity]

well that is what commas are for i guess
like
fuck, roxy!

[voideity]

jade anne louise woof i have never used a comma in my life

[rhapsodeity]

its jade winter wolf actually
in that case i think that we can say fuck commas and just pay my mom the money we our her :D

[ liz is rihanna and roxy and jade are mads mikkelsen ]

[voideity]

see i cant compete with that
lmao ok
and i guess if i have to eat a piece of demon apple i fucking will

[ the bitches do in fact have her money ]

[rhapsodeity]

what cant you compete with?
you should definitely try it because i think it is.....pretty tasty!

[voideity]

that middle name
i mean its cute
so it tastes just like a normal apple???

[rhapsodeity]

thanks!!!!!!!!!
its after my grandmother
yes it tastes very similar and i dont think i would notice a difference, there is maybe a "fresher" taste if that makes sense but it could be my imagination..

[voideity]

r u saying your granny was named
winter wolf
like for real
actually why am i surprised your name is JADE WOLF for fucks sake ofc your granny was named winter wolf
and your dad is bigby wolf which is basically bigly wolf
you really are gonna be the dystopia protag
well i guess if i took a bite out of someone with a smiling face theyd taste fresher than someone with a dead face

[rhapsodeity]

i would rather be the protag of a normal novel!!!
or maybe just a tiny bit of dystopia lol
but yes her name was winter wolf!!
i bet if you ask my dad, he would have a few stories about her :)
i hear she was pretty sweet!!!!!!!
i thought we said no more cannibalism jokes :p

[voideity]

sorry too late our fates have been written in the stone
you gotta pull them free and become king
i could but idk how to phrase "was your mom as hot as u mr woof ;)" w/o us all regretting every life choice weve ever made
that wasnt a cannibalism joke that was a serious thought
that was vaguely cannibalistic

[rhapsodeity]

well i think step one would be just saying it like that
i mean really he is probably used to hearing the hot dad comments???
ok i will let you off the hook this time!
and maybe ask why are you seriously thinking about cannibalism??????