gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[alienates]

I would prefer not to die via either freezing or drowning to death so same.
But yeah it would suck saggy balls if we had to wait a long time to find anything out only for it to be a horrible ending for us afterwards.

[rhapsodeity]

well that is not happening at the moment so unless you get a halluncinomemory with that in it i would say you were in good condition :)

[alienates]

If you just jinxed me I am going to your house and I am going to yell at you from outside your window about how I froze to death.

[rhapsodeity]

if you yell at me outside then you will die of heat :p

[alienates]

I will come prepared with a water bottle so I can stay hydrated while yelling.

[rhapsodeity]

oh yes karkat that is exactly what is wrong with this whole scenario of standing outside my house yelling at me in the middle of the night
and now that you are properly hydrated it is completely fixed!

[alienates]

Yes!! Exactly!!
Also don't be ridiculous, it doesn't have to be in the middle of the night.
The afternoon is a perfectly reasonable time as well.

[rhapsodeity]

that is when the sun is at its highest ding dong!
it will be even hotter!!!!!

[alienates]

Well maybe you should think twice before predicting my heat death, Wolf!!
And afterwards, I will get to haunt you!!
Who will be the ding dong then?

[rhapsodeity]

the dead guy i would think?

[alienates]

When I'm haunting you I'm cutting all of your bed sheets so your feet will be cold.

[rhapsodeity]

i have socks ding dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

Not after I haunt your dryer and make one sock in each pair mysteriously disappear into the ether, never to be seen again!!!!!
DING DONG!!!!

[rhapsodeity]

well the joke is on you karkat because.........
I LIKE TO WEAR MY SOCKS MIX MATCHED!!!!!!

[alienates]

STOP RUINING MY ATTEMPTS AT HAUNTING YOU

[rhapsodeity]

i dont believe in ghosts anyway
so this whole conversation is pretty silly

[alienates]

I am sure that if someone thinks hard enough they can bullshit a scientific reason for ghosts.

[rhapsodeity]

a lot of things can be bullshitted with science!
that does not really make them true or real :p

[alienates]

Ok but what if I can prove that ghosts are real?

[rhapsodeity]

sounds fake but ok!
how are ghosts real, karkat?

[alienates]

https://youtu.be/6ayULcBzbkM

[rhapsodeity]

oh that movie is so cute!!!!!!
and funny too!
i really liked casper its a good halloween movie and not too scary at all :D
but that is also a work of fiction karkat :p

[alienates]

But isn't fiction based off of reality on some levels?
Maybe the issue isn't that ghosts don't exist, it's that we just haven't run into any haunted houses which makes us think that there aren't any.

[rhapsodeity]

are you saying we should go to a haunted house????

[alienates]

It will be the easiest way to solve this mystery.
Which isn't really a mystery since I know I'm right, the ghosts are just hiding.