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[dirtdevil]

[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.

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[ohrlyeh]

My first regained memory involved me telling somebody I was going to "sleep" before jumping into the ocean. Is that weird enough...?

[Even with other memories, that one is still one of the weirdest.]

[dirtdevil]

Depends. Did you drown? Because that's more unfortunate than weird.

[ohrlyeh]

I didn't drown, no. The statement was genuine.

[dirtdevil]

Oh.

Are you a merman?

[ohrlyeh]

No, I'm not. I mean, I had legs, I'm pretty sure...

[dirtdevil]

You're pretty sure? That seems like something you'd wanna have a solid answer for.

[ohrlyeh]

I mean, I know I had legs before I reached the water. I don't know about after that. It's vague...

[commandertoolbelt]

honestly eren probably deserved it

[dirtdevil]

...Sooo you're something that can sleep underwater and may or may not have legs? Did you shapeshift into a whale?

[dirtdevil]

oh? what makes you say that?

[ this should be good. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he just thinks dragging eren is fun tbh ]

everyone who knows him knows he's got a temper
he probably let it get the better of him or something

[dirtdevil]

there was a lot of yelling immediately prior to the beatdown. that's how he usually is, huh? he's not like that around me.

[commandertoolbelt]

well not all the time
he is military
but it's not like he hides it either

or maybe i'm just special

[dirtdevil]

i'll have to take your word for it for now. i'm pretty sure he's afraid of me.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ you know he can see this right ]

eren's scared of you?
that must have been one hell of an asskicking
he always struck me as too reckless to be scared of anything

A FILTER

[usurpers]

leo stop

[commandertoolbelt]

what

[ohrlyeh]

What? No? A whale?

[THAT SOUNDS SILLY]

No, I think I was just a person with...odd abilities...that's all.

[judgementkazzy]

I remembered fighting tigers.

Actually I think the first thing I remembered was picking up girls, but fighting tigers was the first one that made me go "okay, this is weird."

[usurpers]

how much of that trial do you remember?

sir.






[ YEAH HE FUCKING DID IT ]

[usurpers]

you know what, quit roasting me to him!!

[commandertoolbelt]

showing that temper again huh

[usurpers]

where is there temper here??

[commandertoolbelt]

i saw those exclamation points!

what's the deal anyway
you're not actually scared of this guy are you

[dirtdevil]

Oh. Maybe you had gills.

I guess that qualifies as weird.