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[dirtdevil]

[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.

Comments

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[ohrlyeh]

My first regained memory involved me telling somebody I was going to "sleep" before jumping into the ocean. Is that weird enough...?

[Even with other memories, that one is still one of the weirdest.]

[dirtdevil]

Depends. Did you drown? Because that's more unfortunate than weird.

[commandertoolbelt]

honestly eren probably deserved it

[dirtdevil]

oh? what makes you say that?

[ this should be good. ]

A FILTER

[usurpers]

leo stop

[judgementkazzy]

I remembered fighting tigers.

Actually I think the first thing I remembered was picking up girls, but fighting tigers was the first one that made me go "okay, this is weird."

[dirtdevil]

why the hell were you fighting tigers? were you in some kind of fucked up circus or something?

[usurpers]

how much of that trial do you remember?

sir.






[ YEAH HE FUCKING DID IT ]

[dirtdevil]

all of it.

you can drop the sir's, by the way.

[beneathmoonlight]

My first memory was more depressing than weird, but I’ve had some really weird ones since.

Like having my leg bitten off by a demon.

[dirtdevil]

Wow. That's rough. I hope you kicked its ass with your other leg.

[maskreant]

i don't think anyone would be too worried that you beat him up. Eren is pretty resilient, but i'm glad that you're

[ What Are You ]

his ally.

most of my first memories are normal, so i have nothing to add. i do remember a cat turning into a car, though.

[dirtdevil]

[ his worst nightmare!!!

nah, just his boss. kind of. ]

a cat turning into a car is pretty goddamn weird, yes. i wish my cat could turn into a car.

[Voice]

[courageofheart]

It seemed kind of silly and strange at first but it's been getting worse the more I remember. A lot of the same things happened in my life, except that I was a mouse, and my children were different.

[dirtdevil]

[ ..... what ]

Wait, you were a mouse?

[coinflipped]

I don't have any weird initiation stories, but I understand what it feels like when someone swears they knew you in their past life. Glad I wasn't the only one who experienced that.

[dirtdevil]

yeah, that kinda behavior was always reserved for crazy people and drug addicts before. now if someone comes up to me and says they fought with me in another life, I'd just assume they were telling the truth. pretty fucked up.

[huxceptional]

Ah, I thought I was the only one that had someone from their past life stalk them.

He stole my umbrella, chased me through the rain, and used some sort of telekinesis on me.

[dirtdevil]

...telekinesis? what the hell did he do to you?

[windeity]

...lmao.
somehow this does not surprise me at all given how eren is.
i don't know about weirder but for the sake of irony i ended up on this app and learned that the guy i was living with was actually my past-life best friend? does that count?

[dirtdevil]

that's what i keep hearing. apparently he acts pretty different around me.

how convenient. not as weird as being stalked, but i'm assuming that doesn't happen often.

[pseudonyms]

did he actually stalk you...?

[Why she's latching onto that part WE JUST DON'T KNOW.]

[dirtdevil]

yes. i guess i get why he did it now, but at the time it was a little weird.

[truedetective]

That is somewhat unusual, I'll grant.
For the record, if you think you're being stalked, you really should contact the police.

[dirtdevil]

oh, if he'd followed me all the way to my destination i definitely would have called the cops. i guess our first meeting could have been even more awkward.

[devilsadvocato]

I thought my other life was normal. Nothing weird about the memories I was getting. This went on for three months. Then suddenly I find out my world was attacked by aliens like some type of sci-fi blockbuster. The big kicker? I was just some guy. If it was a movie I'd be the dude running by in the background while the heroes do everything important.

[dirtdevil]

yikes. well, on the plus side, you probably won't have as many traumatizing memories as the heroes do.

i mean, they might not be as exciting, either, but what can you do.

[angealwings]

A means to an end it might have been, but please avoid doing that without a good explanation while here?

Not my first memory, but one of the first had... I guess me? The person remembering, flying with his own winds.

Two wings. Both on the same side.

[ Which is what makes it fall into the 'weird' category, rather than the 'superhero origins' one. ]

[dirtdevil]

i don't make it a habit to beat people up in general.

on the same side? that doesn't seem like it would work out very well.

[sunnymerc]

aww eren has a new friend!

[kicked his ass = friend. look, eren probably did something to earn it.]

[dirtdevil]

[ oh dear god. ]

i was his superior.

[fiddlestick]

He left out the part about following you for several blocks...

[EREN. WHY.]

[usurpers]

I was trying to figure out what I was going to say

[ HOW IS THIS WRONG ]