retrospec | (no subject)

[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

showing that temper again huh

where is there temper here??

i saw those exclamation points!

what's the deal anyway
you're not actually scared of this guy are you

that doesn’t automatically mean i’m angry

[ . . . PAUSE ]

and you don’t know him like i do

wait
you are scared of him?
what did he do to freak you out so much

i respect him
it’s completely different

he kicked your butt and now you respect him

[ DOUBT ]

eren i hate to be the bearer of bad news here
but most people don't stalk someone they respect

1. i wasn’t stalking him, i was going to talk to him and make sure it was actually him
2. i wouldn’t follow someone i’m afraid of either don’t be ridiculous

i respected him before that. he was the strongest soldier we had in the other life. plus, he isn’t lying. i’m pretty sure the beating saved me.

does he know that
because it doesn’t sound like he does

somehow that doesn’t even surprise me

[ only eren jaeger smh ]

he’s just like that and i don’t mind it
but i mind you making it worse

if someone followed me and told me they knew me in a past life i’d probably think they’re high too
so i don’t think i really had to say anything
besides he’s the one who thinks you’re scared of him

yeah thanks for the reminder
like i’m doing that again

[ COMPLETELY IGNORES FRIGHT FACTOR ]

yeah maybe next time you can try talking to him like a normal person

[ like he’s one to talk smdh ]