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[mercurio]

did you guys know that chocobos have been hatching this month??
they're only the most adorable thing i've ever witnessed
(it happens every year prompto grow up LISTEN I KNOW THAT)

look at this cute bastard: 3rr_Jlo.mp4

now here's a story
it's a bit of a tear jerker so you've been ~*warned*~
one of the mama chocobo at the petting zoo was pretty sick and
after she laid a single egg she had to be put down
we tried putting the egg in the other nests but it wouldn't fly with the other chocobo
instead we made our own nest and put lights to it to keep it warm

i don't know if it was the artificial warming up or what
but when this egg hatched it's the tiniest chicobo i've seen in my life

and i love it so much

here's a pic of us being the best of friends: 434_4Jt.png

he's not getting on too well with the rest of the chicks and
okay i'm gonna sound like a paranoid parent but
is he getting bullied???
every time i go by the pen he just jumps to my shoulder and hides
in my clothes or just hangs out on my head (go ahead make your jokes)
when my shift is over he gives me the saddest chirp kweh wark ever

so TL;DR what does a chocobo need to be happy and what does it need
when it's just a wee chick i'm not saying i'm keeping him but maybe i am

Comments

[amities]

It's public information.

[mercurio]

but they're for noct

[amities]

Send him letters through messenger pigeons if you want privacy.

[mercurio]

this sounds like a threat!!

[amities]

It's a suggestion.

[Is he even still angry???]

Or use your oversized chickens.

[mercurio]

actually i wonder if they can be trained to do that

[amities]

Still not allowed inside the apartment.

[mercurio]

okay seriously though
why not?

[amities]

They're thieves.

[mercurio]

uh
what

[amities]

[Now this is the point where he sort of. Loses the ability to explain his frustration.

Because something happened. Except it didn't actually happen. But he remembers it happening. And Noctis explained this so he feels somewhat justified in feeling this way but it's still REALLY confusing.]

Do the birds range in color? Have you seen any black ones? Do they vary in temperament?

Are they attracted to reflective items such as glass?

[kittycaterer]

who hurt you

[amities]

Our conversation about unfamiliar memories.

I believe I had an unpleasant experience with one of the birds. It stole my glasses.

[kittycaterer]

lmao what

[amities]

You know that my vision is very poor, it's a serious matter.

I can't have my spectacles being snatched away at any moment. I don't have an extra pair.

[kittycaterer]

are you kidding that is hilarious
you have the most petty grudge over that?
it hasnt even happened here

[amities]

It was a stressful experience!

[mercurio]

don't listen to noct
he doesn't understand
just because he has perfect sight
i would also be upset if i lost my glasses to a thieving chocobo

but i promise this one isn't going to be like that!

...you had a memory about a chocobo?

[kittycaterer]

kiss ass

[mercurio]

truth tho

[amities]

I believe I'm the wrong arse you want to be kissing.

But to answer your question, yes, I did.

[mercurio]

i met a black chocobo baby once
i don't think their temperament is... super bad or different..

[amities]

[BLACK CHOCOBO.............]

I've already responded to Noct with my explanation.

[kittycaterer]

#triggered

[amities]

This is insensitive.