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[mercurio]

did you guys know that chocobos have been hatching this month??
they're only the most adorable thing i've ever witnessed
(it happens every year prompto grow up LISTEN I KNOW THAT)

look at this cute bastard: 3rr_Jlo.mp4

now here's a story
it's a bit of a tear jerker so you've been ~*warned*~
one of the mama chocobo at the petting zoo was pretty sick and
after she laid a single egg she had to be put down
we tried putting the egg in the other nests but it wouldn't fly with the other chocobo
instead we made our own nest and put lights to it to keep it warm

i don't know if it was the artificial warming up or what
but when this egg hatched it's the tiniest chicobo i've seen in my life

and i love it so much

here's a pic of us being the best of friends: 434_4Jt.png

he's not getting on too well with the rest of the chicks and
okay i'm gonna sound like a paranoid parent but
is he getting bullied???
every time i go by the pen he just jumps to my shoulder and hides
in my clothes or just hangs out on my head (go ahead make your jokes)
when my shift is over he gives me the saddest chirp kweh wark ever

so TL;DR what does a chocobo need to be happy and what does it need
when it's just a wee chick i'm not saying i'm keeping him but maybe i am

Comments

[playdolls]

tl;dr

[mercurio]

i had a real good story going pitou!!!
did you at least click on the pix

[playdolls]

They look tasty. Are you just practicing your clickbait or what?

[quiet_storm]

He's already in the apartment, isn't he.

[mercurio]

he loves the laundry room

[quiet_storm]

You want to keep him in the same apartment as Ruby?

[godcards]

This is just survival of the fittest.

[mercurio]

i refuse to accept that

[redarm]

...............did you just steal an animal from a petting zoo?

[mercurio]

dude
of course
not

[amities]

No.


[He's reading these responses you FOOL]

[kittycaterer]

told you @promptoargetum

[mercurio]

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[HE COPY PASTED. HE PANICKED.]

[roseblooms]

Out of curiosity, is that the only one in need of adoption, or are there others?

Actually, a follow-up question: what is the screening process for prospective chocobo parents. Is there one?

[mercurio]

oh no it isn't..adoption... i just work at the place and well

[he straight up left with it after his shift]

i don't think there's such a thing??
but like you can become an adoptive parent through like
that kind of program where you donate to the petting zoo..

[servileness]

[ guess who read some of the comments first ]

A chocobo needs to not be stolen because its caretaker shouldn't be charged for theft or kidnapping.

[mercurio]

how about no one tells on me!!

[standalonehuman]

Anybody tries to report a chocochick kidnapping, the paperwork is getting "lost."

[mercurio]

that's the kind of abuse of power i like to see

[windeity]

uh. i mean i assume since it is a baby bird it probably needs food and to learn how to stand up for itself.
can birds actually bully other birds?

[mercurio]

have you ever read the classic
the ugly duckling??

[daemonized]

[he doesn't know where to bEGIN ]

That's quite the commitment that I hope you're willing to make. You'll have more than one young animal to take care of, not to mention the space needed.

And also, what did the petting zoo say about you keeping it?

[mercurio]

i know the space is an issue! i'm looking at options now!!
right now he's so so so tiny so it's okay i'll just work fast on getting him a bigger space to chill at

uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm togusa said it was gonna be ok

[energybent]

That's the cutest little guy I've ever seen!
What are you gonna name him?

[mercurio]

i haven't thought of a name yet
it's kind of a big responsibility...