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[mercurio]

did you guys know that chocobos have been hatching this month??
they're only the most adorable thing i've ever witnessed
(it happens every year prompto grow up LISTEN I KNOW THAT)

look at this cute bastard: 3rr_Jlo.mp4

now here's a story
it's a bit of a tear jerker so you've been ~*warned*~
one of the mama chocobo at the petting zoo was pretty sick and
after she laid a single egg she had to be put down
we tried putting the egg in the other nests but it wouldn't fly with the other chocobo
instead we made our own nest and put lights to it to keep it warm

i don't know if it was the artificial warming up or what
but when this egg hatched it's the tiniest chicobo i've seen in my life

and i love it so much

here's a pic of us being the best of friends: 434_4Jt.png

he's not getting on too well with the rest of the chicks and
okay i'm gonna sound like a paranoid parent but
is he getting bullied???
every time i go by the pen he just jumps to my shoulder and hides
in my clothes or just hangs out on my head (go ahead make your jokes)
when my shift is over he gives me the saddest chirp kweh wark ever

so TL;DR what does a chocobo need to be happy and what does it need
when it's just a wee chick i'm not saying i'm keeping him but maybe i am

Comments

[amities]

Deal.

There are still no chocobos allowed in the house, but I forgive you for putting a hole in your face.

I already knew by the way.

[kittycaterer]

[ SIGH ]

and you think i look 10x more handsome right

[amities]

You look as if you have a piece of metal stuck to your eyebrow.

If you wanted something more substantial I would have gone with lip or tongue.

[mercurio]

[WOAH]

noct's too pussy for one on his lip
let's not even go with a tongue ring
he'll complain the second his tongue swells

[kittycaterer]

[ OKAY WEIRDLY FLATTERING SUGGESTION ASIDE... ]

a pussy pushed your nerd ass out to the world you know
plus what the hell
would not

[mercurio]

go get one right now then

[kittycaterer]

when have you ever won a challenge against me

[mercurio]

..don't actually do it
you aren't prepared

[kittycaterer]

this is literally a catch 22
youre challenging me to do it and also telling me not to

so you can call me a pussy

[mercurio]

you're literally gonna pass out when you get it
i bet

[kittycaterer]

no i wont stop defaming me??

[kittycaterer]

havent you learned not to make bets with me

[mercurio]

ignis scientia is going to kill me

[kittycaterer]

since he apparently recommends it i think were cleared
not you entirely
name your bet

[mercurio]

please don't do this bc of a bet

[mercurio]

do you have any piercings iggy??

[amities]

I don't. It isn't that I dislike them, I just believe they don't suit me in particular.

[mercurio]

this changes things
but yeah i get you piercings aren't for everyone
aesthetically anyway

[amities]

I had an ex with a tongue piercing, so it might have had a factor.

[mercurio]

i'm learning so much right now

[amities]

Honestly it was the only good thing about him.

[mercurio]

//i'm learning ////so much//// right now//

[IGGY..TMI]

[amities]

[You tried to smuggle a (possibly stolen) chocobo into his (shared) apartment, this is what you deserve.]

The rest is rather personal so I'll stop here.

[mercurio]

LA LA LALALLALJFJFF

[amities]

I'm sorry, did I make you uncomfortable?