demotivational poster

[informantic]

Heigo Miyake 4/17 near Apprassage

Impromptu poll: Which do you actually regret most? a) The things you've done b) The things you haven't done c) Literally everything because your unparalleled ability to fuck things up renders the choices you make in regards to your actions moot Relatedly, I hate inspirational quotes.

Comments

[informantic]

Every time I suggest a different premise, people are very clear about the fact that it's been eliminated as a possibility. Not attempting to understand any of it seems like the best way, but I'm not sure I can do that.

[meowchanics]

Yeah, I know the feeling. If I met the me way out there in the multiverse who actually did understand, I'd have to punch him...
But it is what it is. That's what alcohol was invented for!

[informantic]

Becoming an alcoholic doesn't actually sound appealing to me, unfortunately. I don't have the tolerance to keep up with life and a booze addiction.

Which leaves... taking up a hobby?

[meowchanics]

Painting? Painting is plenty angsty.

[informantic]

Angsty?!

[he's so offended.]

[meowchanics]

Angsty. Writing too. You got hella options!

[informantic]

I'm not angsty!!

[meowchanics]

But that was the whole point, right? Getting it out of your system before it metastasises? 🔧

[informantic]

The point is to distract me from overthinking this whole situation and its myriad implications! I refuse to accept the label of angsty simply because I try to figure out what's happening to me.

[meowchanics]

You're right, it does sound better that way... Well, so long as you're aware of your options.

[informantic]

I do take your meaning, in any case, and creative outlets aren't a bad idea. I'll have to try my hand at something.

[Like, oh, maybe writing. It's been his purest form of escapism until now, but he really might have to consider a new approach.]